"I Want My F%#@in' Money Back" Movies!

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Comment by Gojira1954 on October 5, 2009 at 11:14pm

Not only did I fall asleep watching that piece of S%*T movie Gamer, but I also asked for a refund!

Comment by Zombie Messiah on August 15, 2009 at 6:46am

About two months ago, I only paid $1 to rent this movie about the last episode of a canceled live radio variety show at Blockbuster, but damn, there was
Zombie Strippers right there.

It was as if Jenna Jameson was taunting me saying:

"You think you're too smart for Zombie titties in your face? Okay, go ahead and rent A Prairie Home Companion, you're a smart quirky comedy kind of guy just as smart critics and women mount you when you quote any Robert Altman film."

Then I got home and saw the first 10 minutes of A Prairie Home Companion. The first 10 minutes consisted of Kevin Kline narrating the plot like a nior detective when the story takes place in the mid 2000s, a mysterious woman walking around in a white trench coat, 'real life' dialogue, the host telling stories to remind people he's very old all happening at the same time as a countdown to the start of the show that drags along what feels like the entire length of the movie.

I saw the first 10 minutes, when none of this happened:


Then I said, 'Fuck You!', and got NetFlix.