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WE HERE ALL THE TIME ABOUT THE REST OF THE CREW SCOREING SOME ASS SO NOW ITS TIME TO GET CYRUS SOME ACTION!
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IT'S NOT A IMPOSSIBILITY FOR SCARLETT JOHANSSON TO WANNA SCREW CYRUS!
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING THE REST OF THE CREW TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY GET LAID AND HOW LITTLE CYRUS GETS LAID. WELL SCREW THAT, IT'S TIME FOR CYRUS TO GET SOME. I MEAN C'MON, CYRUS IS A COOL DUDE IT'S TIME HE GETS SOME ASS! :) I DON'T THINK THAT IT'S OUTSIDE THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY FOR CYRUS TO DO SCARLETT JOHANSSON. HE'S SUCH A COOL DUDE! IF ANY FANBOY DESERVES TO GET LAID IT WOULD BE CYRUS. HE'S PAYED HIS DUES. IT'S TIME FOR HIS ULTIMATE REWARD!
WE GOT TO TAKE HIM FROM THIS
TO THIS.......
YOU CAN DO IT CYRUS AND WE WILL TEACH YOU HOW!
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Comment by The Ninja Shanise on September 7, 2008 at 4:44pm -
woot! let's get cyrus laid!
:D
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Comment by LAZWOLF on September 2, 2008 at 12:49am - so any real plans for cyrus to get some loving?
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Comment by pookie bear on August 3, 2008 at 9:48pm - No self-love, cyrus?
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Comment by Emperor_Kefka on July 22, 2008 at 8:38pm - He's a virgin? I didn't know that, I assumed it was a joke? Oh well.
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Comment by Moxie on July 22, 2008 at 8:57am - it would work on me ;)
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Comment by Joerassic on July 21, 2008 at 4:29pm -
I know a good chat up line!!
If you dont "dance" with me i'll sh*t in your handbag.
you like?
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Comment by RYAN CORDERMAN on July 18, 2008 at 5:22pm - LOL
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Comment by Moxie on July 17, 2008 at 2:05pm
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hahaha yes i suppose Cyrus is more of a Jumps on First ass that's offered than straight up manwhore (although I fine that word redundant) .
And of course sincerity wont get you all the way but it helps.
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Comment by LoBetaPlus on July 17, 2008 at 11:13am -
okay, the scale that i'm talking about here is not really "turns down ass - straight up manwhore".
More like, "Jumps on first ass that's offered - at least wait a couple of hours to try to get that fine ass across the room"
It's a matter of nuances in the specific "never turns down ass" group also known as men.
oh, you think he wants consistent ass? hmm, yeah...sincerity might help then. but it won't go all the way.
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Comment by Moxie on July 17, 2008 at 9:01am
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What makes you think any of the spill crew would need convincing. When have you met a man who would turn down free ass?
But you do make a good point if a woman is just straight horny sincerity aint gona make much of a difference. But if he wants consistent ass Sincerity is going to help.
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