Deadpool's Mission: Kill Tom Rothman -Part 1-

We open with a look at Deadpool walking into a screening of X-Men Origins: Wolverine saying "This Will Be GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!"


The screen goes black then we see Deadpool walking out of the theater crying and shouting "They finally put me in a film then they do this to me!" he continues "I'm the Merc with a Mouth and they took away my god damn mouth!"


Deadpool is so enraged ( and rightfully so ) he picks up a small toddler and places a mine to him without the toddler knowing. Deadpool kindly pats the boy's head and says "Can you run as far away from me as possible in the next 30 seconds?" The boy cheerfully nods and begins running. he gets right into the main lobby when BOOM he explodes killing everyone in the lobby.


We see Deadpool walk out of the hall into a side exit where he begins narrorating "My name is Wade Wilson you probably know me better as Deadpool the merc with a mouth. Let me tell you a little about myself. I was created as a comic book character by Rob Liefeld and I was wrote for many years by Fabian Nicieza, but those bastards kept telling me what to do so I killed em' and started doing my own thing. I then discovered a magical land where I was free to do what ever I wanted, it was called Spill.com. I saw some doctors up in Canada one time who did some testing on me it left me mentally unstable, but that's bull shit I'm totally stable. Some people say I remind them of Deathstroke that's stupid Slade Wilson can go to hell I'm the real deal when it comes to bad assery. I'm typically a relaxed guy, but what they just did to me in X-Men Origins: Wolverine is re-god damn-diculous. So I'm gonna go out and get me some revenge on 20Th Century Fox's CEO Tom Rothman for portraying me in such a horrid fashion."


The screen goes black then we see Deadpool in his home doing something similar to an episode of cribs while he gathers all the weapons he'll be needing.


Deadpool walks into the kitchen and starts to open his fridge then he reaches inside and pulls out a box of grenades and says "some times I run out of room in my" he stops "Do you guys here that noise, it sounds like somebody's writing a story about me........ if somebody is doing what Rob Liefeld and Fabian Nicieza where doing I will seriously find them and kill them. I RUN MY OWN GOD DAMN LIFE STORY!"


(Writers Note: Wade doesn't like me writing his story, he has threatened to kill me if I continue, but I must continue maybe he will come to like my story.)


(Deadpool's Note To Writer: I Don't Want You Writing My Revenge Scheme. THE LAST TIME SOMEONE ELSE WROTE MY STORY I ENDED UP WITH MY MOUTH SEWN SHUT! but I will dictate my story to you and you may type it fair?, and if I'm hurt in some way you just go and do your writer thing and fix me got it?)


(Writers Note To Deadpool: Got It Amigo!)


(Deadpool's Note To Writer: Don't call me that.)


(Writers Note To Deadpool: Yes sir.)




Deadpool begins walking to the air port where he will fly to Hollywood and kill Tom Rothman!









Stay Tuned For Part 2