Deadpool's Mission: Kill Tom Rothman -part 3-

Deadpool is approaching 20Th Century Fox's building. He is shaking from sheer excitement. as he opens the glass door he walks to the front desk. A women sitting behind a computer screen so we can't see her face asks "May I help you?" Deadpool says "yes please I'd like to have a uh..... meeting with Tom Rothman." The women says "In 15 minutes he should be done with his meeting, I will see if he'll see you then." "thanks so much" says Deadpool "No problem." the women looks away from the computer screen to show its Alison from the league. She looks at Deadpool and whispers " I know what your planning, That's why I'm helping you see him. That bastard needs to pay for what he did to you." they shake hands.

Deadpool sits in a chair and waits for his appointment.

all of a sudden a huge crash is herd and the glass roof falls to the ground. and standing on the rubble is a shiny, silver gleem of light.

Deadpool rubs his eyes "is that who I think it is?"

"that's right Deadpool, it's the surfer, dog." said Silver Surfer

Deadpool wipes the rubble and glass off his suit Allison does the same. except the glass tore most of her close off............

we cut away quickly to the league giving a huge thumbs up!

Deadpool asks "so what are you doing here Surfer?"

Silver looks into the distance and says "These mother fuckers made Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer. They took my image and put me in a shitty film so I've been traveling through space to get here. eventually I came here to skin Tom Rothman. I'm gonna make a Sham-Wow out of his tongue, so i can clean my board."

Deadpool looks at Surfer and says "dude if you kill Tom Rothman the I can't kill him."

"your very observant." said surfer

Deadpool is beginning to get frustrated and says "dude I was here first, His ass is mine."

"Not fair I've been traveling almost 3 years. you have bearly been traveling 3 days." said Surfer.

While Surfer was babbling on about how he should get to have the revenge Deadpool shot him with a rocket launcher and Silver exploded from not paying attention."

Alison walks over to Deadpool and says " Mr. Wilson, Mr. Rothman will see you now.

as Deadpool walks towards the elevator he wants nothing more then to kill this man who has done him such injustice.

He finally gets in the elevator. he is alone. He presses the 79Th floor button and begins to ascend the huge building.

He finally gets to the top and sees Tom Rothman sitting in a museum of sorts filled with something from every movie ever put out buy Fox.

Tom looks at Deadpool and says "I was hoping you'd show up"

"realy?" said Deadpool confused

"Why yes, I wanted you here for this monumental occasion." said Tom

"Oh yeah, Whats the big celebration about." asked Deadpool

"as you can tell i collect things from each of our films, then I put them up here to admire, well tonight's the night you get added." said Tom

"I don't understand." said Deadpool

Tom Rothman pulls out the severed Deadpool head, and sets it on a podium. Then he says "This is great not only do I have this sewn up head,........but I can have yours as well!"

"Think again shit face." Deadpool said in a calm voice

Tom Rothman looks Deadpool and says " Yippee Ki Aye Mother................."

There's a long awkward silence



Deadpool asks "are you going to finish it?"

"Finish what?" asked Tom

"the line dude, Its Yippee Ki Aye Mother Fucker. It needs the Fucker or else it's meaningless." yelled Deadpool

"that's absurd" said Tom

"OK I have had enough." deadpool says. Deadpool throws Marley's (from Marley and Me) stuffed head

Deadpool flips Tom Rothman off and says " In 30 seconds the grenade in Marley's severed head shall explode you have two choices, Sit through the explosion, or jump out that window and fall 79 floors and land on concrete.

Deadpool calls Alison. (who has still thankfully not found a change of close.) He tells her to get out now. We see Alison naked doing the best Baywatch slow-mo run ever As the building behind her explodes. In a huge epic explosion so big it would give Micheal Bay a hard on. Once the explosion settles we here a loud yelling.

all of a sudden we see Deadpool land face first on the concrete. Then he stands up and regenerates himself back to normal. He has done his job, and in doing so gets to sleep with Alison wile the rest of the league cheer in approval. Thus proving my theory that Alison would totally bang a superhero. And everyone lived happily ever after....................except Tom Rothman because he dies in that explosion, but lets not dwell on the sad parts lets just re watch all the sceans with Alison.

(Deadpool's Note To Writer: seriously dude your taking it to far. Alison and I never had sex, and she was not naked once in my adventure.)

(Writers Note To Deadpool: Fuck that. I am in control. I'll show Alison naked as many times as I want, and I'll change what I want like I'm adding a scene with you riding a dragon into a Wendy's parking lot while talking about the moral complexities of Bevies And Butt-Head........ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.)

(Deadpool's Note To Writer: Wow it appears you've gone mad with power. I shall end this story in the best way, by taking out the real villain...............YOU!)


The last shot of the film is Deadpool putting a bullet between my eyes.





THE END