Deadpool's Mission: Kill Tom Rothman -Part 2-

We see Deadpool at an air port. He looks at a beautiful ticket girl, and says "one ticket to LA please." She says "hay aren't you that guy Deadpool from that knew X-men flick." He looks at her and says "No, that is not the real Deadpool. The real Deadpool has a freaking mouth!" Deadpool gets mad takes his ticket and puts a bullet between her eyes. and after a brief groping session with the corpse he begins strutting to his terminal.

As he struts he notices a Taco Bell, and says " Taco's are number one on my list of awesome foods! Right next to cheeseburgers. Mmmmmm.........." Deadpool rubs the slobber from his mouth and begins to order.

The cashier is a annoying teenage emo, who looks at Deadpool and says "are you gonna order or just stare at the pictures of tacos?"

Deadpool looks at the kid and says "is it possible to do both? Fuck i only have five minuets to head to my flight can you make me 7 tacos and a large soda in like 2 minutes?"

"We'll try sir." said the annoying emo kid


Three Minutes Later: we see the kid lying on the ground with blood running down his whole body and Deadpool standing over him saying "I told you to make it in 2 minutes."

He walks to the metal detector, and begins placing all his guns, knifes, swords, bullets, bombs, grenades, rocket launchers, and so on in the tiny plastic bin.

The guard starts to call for back up, "we have a terrorist, in gate 34."

Deadpool looks at the man and says "don't worry I'm an assassin I can get rid of you terrorist, just point him out."

The guard looks at Deadpool and says "Your the terrorist numb nuts"

Deadpool sees the backup and re-packs his weapons "I have to go fuck face. TA TA!" Deadpool yells as he begins heading towards the plane.

As Deadpool boards the plane he tells everyone to get off, except the stuartists. He kept them in case he gets hungry or horny.

Then he throws the pilot's out.

Once everyone gets off he gets seated in the pilot's seat and turns on the plane.

Then over the loud speaker he says "good afternoon ladies, I'm Wade and I'll be your pilot for today. Today's in flight movie is Showgirls, staring that chick from Saved By The Bell. So sit back, and thanks for flying Deadpool air. now excuse me while I kiss the sky."

Once they get in the air one of the sturdiest comes in the cock pit, and says "we don't have a copy of Showgirls." Deadpool says "have no fear we shall have our in flight movie. check my bag." The sturdiest does and inside is a copy of Showgirls.

All the sturdiest begin dancing in celebration. and then begin having a pillow fight and make out party.


(Writers Note: I may have over exaggerated that part, but I think its for the best.)

(Deadpool's Note To Writer: I'm cool with these changes.)

eventually they hit LA, and Deadpool begins heading for Hollywood, to kill Tom Rothman