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Permalink Reply by Deadpool on March 23, 2008 at 12:19am

Thanks for making this section Mr. No Dick Johnson.

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Permalink Reply by Typicalexbf on March 23, 2008 at 5:22pm

#1 Why is Wal-Mart open on Easter, but yet, its sister company Sam's closed?

#2 Why do women have boobs and men don't?

#3 If a drunk German supermodel asked me to come back to her place, should I feel insulted that she is only asking me because she is drunk, or grateful that I am about to knock one out?

#4 I find Predator somewhat attractive. Does that make me gay?

#5 I find Dane Cook somewhat entertaining. Does that make me gay?

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Permalink Reply by Deadpool on March 24, 2008 at 1:19am

1. Wal-Mart is Jewish.

2. Men do have boobs, look at wrestlers.

3. Grateful because how many times will a supermodel let you into her.

4. No, his face looks like a pussy.

5. No. If you want him inside you or you inside him, then your gay.

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Permalink Reply by Conejita on March 24, 2008 at 12:39pm

Mr. Pool, how can I benefit from watching Golden Girls?

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Permalink Reply by Deadpool on March 24, 2008 at 3:44pm

While besides from seeing the most beautiful things in the world you learn from it. For an example, you learn how fun being 3 days from death is.

I reccomend you watch Golden Girls atleast an hour a day.

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Permalink Reply by Conejita on March 25, 2008 at 8:21pm

Oooh, I've got another one. If I were your sidekick/ errand boy, what cool name would you give me?

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Permalink Reply by Deadpool on March 25, 2008 at 8:44pm

Well, if you were my errand boy I would call you Mr. Transvestite. But I'm gonna stop making fun of your error Ms. Penis(Aw, theres another one).

Here are the real ones.
1. Black Supergirl #36
2. Ms. Get On Your Knees
3. Nurse

I'm a genious.

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Permalink Reply by Conejita on March 25, 2008 at 9:40pm

lol, I like number 3 just because it makes me think of Animaniacs.

"Hellooooo, nurse!"

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Permalink Reply by Conejita on March 28, 2008 at 7:08pm

1. How would you creatively use peanut butter to defend yourself?

2. When did you feel you were truly a man?

3. How many fingers am I holding up right now?

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Permalink Reply by Deadpool on March 28, 2008 at 9:44pm

1. Throw some in Wolvie's eyes before he cuts off my fingers again.

2. When I had sex with your mother.

3. Obviourisly your holding up 8.

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Permalink Reply by Conejita on March 29, 2008 at 9:20am

Wow, you're really goo.... wait, what's that about my mom? I'm sure she has a policy of no inter-species breeding. Human and red suited booby just doesn't mix........


See what you just made me do....

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Permalink Reply by Deadpool on March 29, 2008 at 10:56am

Don't worry, your learning.

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