Beau And Jason's Excellent Adventure -Part 6-

The room they are standing in the room, Beau and Jason are nervous, and ready to get some killing done.

finally Dane Cook walks in to the room, he smells of $3 hooker and cheap cologne. he is wearing a robe and he's holding a gun.

"Hello fuckers" says Cook in a douchebag way.

Jason looks back and yells "Why hello you cock juggling thunder cunt."

Beau and Jason quickly bump fists and congratulate each other on finally getting to this point.

Dane Cook runs towards Beau and Jason screaming

Jason quickly pulls a pistol out and blows Dane's right knee cap out.


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hours later Dane Cook awakens and sees two figures standing above him.

then Dane realizes that he is tied to a table.

Jason says "I have been looking through your tool shed." Jason lifts his hand to show he is holding a staple gun.

Jason says "I want answers."

Dane Cook says "What do you want."

Jason says "I want to know why you would be so sick?, why would you make films like Good luck Chuck and My Best Friends Girl?"

Dane begins balling "Please don't hurt me!"

Jason takes the staple gun and places it against Dane's eye "I SAID I WANT ANSWERS!"

Dane says "I just wanted the money, that's it." Dane continues "what do you want me to say?"

Beau says "You son of a......"

Jason interrupts "I'm ending this shit NOW"

Jason pulls the trigger and blinds Dane instantly.

Dane Cook begins screaming "AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH"

Beau begins cutting Dane's arms off with a saw.

then Jason pulls Dane up off the table and rams Dane's head into a wall.

Beau takes the arms that were cut off and begins beating Dane Cook with said arms.

then Jason and Beau throw Dane's bloody head into the blender, and then they turn it on.

Blood squirts all over the kitchen.

Dane Cook is finally destroyed.

Beau and Jason begin walking outside and they look around at the neighborhood.

Beau looks across the street and yells "HOLLY FUCKING SHIT!!"

Jason looks and sees Joe Quesada mowing his lawn.

Jason turns to Beau and says "you know what we must do."

Beau says "I'm with ya man"

They pound fists and begin walking across the street.

We fade away with a scene of Jason taking weed whacker to Joe Quesada's head while Beau holds him down.






-THE END-



Dedicated to two of my favorite League members Jason and Beau.