Beau And Jason's Excellent Adventure -Part 5-

Beau and Jason spend the next hour bickering on what door to pick eventually they decide to just go through the door on the left.

As they walked through this dungeon like hall the door shuts behind them. and on speakers play The Jonas Brother. Everyone knows too much exposure to crappy music causes you to bleed out all of your ears, mouth, and eyes till you die of blood loss.

Jason screams "OH GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD."

Beau drops too his knees "We will never make it" yelled Beau

Jason looks at Beau and yells "We have to fight this crap, and get to the end of the hall."

Jason pulls Beau up onto his feet

Beau and Jason bump fists, and begin to run.

Jason looks at Beau and says "Beau just know if I die here today I'm glad the last thing I did was kill Grant!"

Beau says "don't you fucking dare talk like that man we are getting out of here."

Jason coughs blood "Hurry" he yells

Once they get to the end of the hallway they see a button, and they press it. the button made the screechy horrid sounds that kids without taste call music stop.

by the button lies a door, on the other side could be safety, or a beast so foul it could make Brand New Day seem like Watchmen.

they open the door. as soon as they do, they here a roar.

"FUCK" yells Beau

they begin walking down stairs to where the beast dwells.

once they hit the bottom of the stairs they see it. they see the beast.

It's like 30 feet tall, has the body of Chunk from the goonies, and has three heads that look like Carlos Mencia, Hannah Montana, and Jeff Lobe.

around the room lay weapons.

Beau looks at Jason and says "I got this one"

Beau picks up a sword, raises it above his head and yells "I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!"

Beau begins his slow climb up the beast, avoiding the body's many rolls, as not to get sucked in.

Beau finally gets to the neck and begins stabbing the head.

Jason reads a copy of Fangoria

Beau is still stabbing the three headed beast

Beau continues to stab

Jason continues to read

Beau finally cuts off the first head, now it's just left with Hannah, and Jeff Lobe

Jason turns page

Beau begins to stab, and chop at the Hannah head

Jason starts a new paragraph

Hannah head falls

Jason thinks about George Lucas, then gets back to his Fangoria.

eventually all the heads are removed, and Jason finishes his paragraph

another door opens

Jason and Beau run to it

Inside it's a regular looking house.

they finally made it, they can finally do what they came there for.




Part 6 will be up next Friday night!