Beau And Jason's Excellent Adventure -Part 4-

Beau and Jason walk towards the door unsure at what is on the other side.

They peer over the door and see nothing.

They walk through the door feeling quite confused.

Jason turns to Beau and says " don't we have some sort of challenge waiting for us in here?

Then the door slams closed behind them.

Jason tries to pry the door open, and he is failing, but still trying. When beau says " I think we have bigger issues right now Jason." Beau points forward and there is a crazed looking man yelling.

He screams " I'm sorry, but I must end this. It is the only way.

Then Jason and Beau notice a TV playing Disaster Movie

The man brakes down crying " it's on a loop " he says between sobs

Jason looks at the man with such pity " this is just sick "

The crazed man looks at Beau and Jason and says " Mr. Cook told me if I kill the next people to come in here he will free me. "

Beau whispers to Jason " This dude is freaking bat shit crazy "

Jason tears up " I know what we must do, but I don't want too "

"Why the fuck not Jason you killed that guard without any problems" says Beau

Jason says " Don't you recognize him, Can't you see through the crazed look, can't you see who he is? "

"Who is it?" says Beau in a confused tone

" It's Grant, don't you see him, see what this sadistic bastard has done to him! " Yells Jason.

" Oh my g-o-w-d that is Grant " says Beau

Grant looks deep into their eyes and says " Grant is dead, I'm just a body an empty vessel that used to be Grant." Grant continues saying " The only way either of us will be freed is for us to kill one another, and who ever is the last man/men standing will be freed." " I want you two to end my suffering, I want you to kill me. "

Jason looks at Beau and says " Let me do this one. "

Jason walks up to Grant they are both weeping, Jason grabs Grant by the head and says " You know Grant, I knew I'd be the one to kill you sense the day I met you, but not like this. "

Grant looks up at our two heroes and says " Good Luck Guys "

Jason looks down and between tears he says " Shut up Grant "

And in one swift turn of Grant's head Jason had broken Grant's neck.


The TV shuts down, and quickly returns back on. except this time it's Dane Cook siting there on the TV clapping.

"Good job dick lover, I expected great things from you two stupid headed retards, and I'll be dammed if you did not deliver. " said Dane in his typical douchebag tone.

Jason looks at Dane and in a cold monotone voice he says " When I get my hands on you Cook, your going to beg me to kill you, and I just might be in a merciful mood. "

Dane laughs " OK dumb ass you think you and your little butt Buddie can take me on, well I'm waiting." Dane Cook says five more unfunny things and then says "OK ass face complete the rest of your missions I'm going to prepare for our final battle." Before Dane leaves he says one of these two doors that are about to open will lead you directly into my nice safe basement where from there you can enter the house, but the other leads straight to the beast. Make a choice. "

The TV goes black, and two doors open








Part 5 coming soon.