ChuckNorrisIsMyGod

Well, I've been thinking a lot about why people should join the ChuckNorrisIsMyGod group. Well...

1. When Chuck Norris becomes Supreme Lord of the Universe, dont' you wanna look like a complete kiss ass to him? (No one wants to get a roundhouse kick to the face!)

2. Chuck Norris has a part to his brain that allows him to search for his name in every part of the universe. Simply put, he can see everything about him on the internet. Don't you want him to see that you worship him to avoid getting an ass kickin! If you're reading this Mr. Norris, I've been a good worshiper!

3. You get free stuff!!!...
Actually, you don't get anything redeeming about joining this group what-so-ever but in all honesty when you saw that "You get free stuff" sign you got really excited did'nt ya! So was'nt that half a second before you looked down the read this amazing, your welcome for that.

4. Lastly, Chuck Norris will rule over us, it's a fact. So praise him before this occurs he'll take it easy on ya if you do, trust me. Contrary to what many say, everyone loves a kiss ass.

So join today and you'll get...
-Nothing!
-Nothing!
-Nothing!

join in the next 30 seconds and you'll recieve...
-Nothing!!