BM Horror

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Comment by theKappa02 on October 26, 2009 at 9:42pm

I love Bad movies, and I even have a blog dedicated to my love of them. Right here..
http://b-movieholocaust.blogspot.com/
Latest review is Horrors Of Spider Island, which is what my current avatar is from. Some of my favorites are probably Pieces, Street Trash, Phantom of the Paradise, House On Haunted Hill, Santa Sangre, Death Race 2000, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Comment by ratmonkeyofdeth on October 16, 2009 at 1:34am

ah bad horror movies i have sure seen my fare ;share. i have seen some really bad ones and i have seen some that i thought were gonna be bad and they turned out to be pretty good

Comment by Travis Pickle on September 17, 2009 at 7:08am

Megashark was absolute pish!

Comment by Devin on September 17, 2009 at 6:27am

Ah, yes. I spend far too much time sending millions of wriggly male procreative cells to their cold and lonely death each week.

Comment by Zombie Messiah on September 17, 2009 at 6:26am

Devin, Trust me, I do know there is plenty of naked lady fun on the internet.

I know this for a fact because with an online world it's hard to keep up with the world's demand for Communion Wafers because their main ingredient,
'Jesus Juice' aka The Body Of Christ, is being wastefully spilled each time I get on the internet and get blessed by naked lady fun.

Comment by Devin on September 15, 2009 at 3:51pm

Uh, you do know how easy it is to find female nudity on the Internet (for free), right?

Comment by Zombie Messiah on September 15, 2009 at 2:53pm

Okay, I am now watching another used BM Horror movie I bought at Blockbuster, for $1.99 this time.

The movie is Boa VS Python. Here is the cover:



This movie is RATED R, and already 10 minutes in you see hot chick nudity.
First you get hot chick getting into bathtub, you see naked hot chick booty.
Then you see hot chick soapy boobies. Then you move into a snake point of view. Hot chick comes out of bathroom still naked holding up snake that almost bit her. The nudity wasn't gratuitous it was simply used in its most basic form as it should used in all BM Horror movies.

Unlike Dream Slashers, Boa VS Python does not use false advertising. They only thing that Boa VS Python's DVD that even alludes to hot naked chicks is the R rating description: Rated R - Violence, Sexuality/Nudity, and Language.

Boa VS Python doesn't use a false promise of sex and hot naked chicks to sale it, it just promotes that it is a BM Horror 'creature feature' and it pretty much tells you for a fact it will have sex and hot naked chicks.

In summary, their is hot naked chicks in the Rated R, Boa VS Python, and their is no true hot chick nudity in the Not Rated, Dream Slashers.

Comment by Zombie Messiah on September 15, 2009 at 2:22am

I'm watching a BM Horror right now. I am not pleased.

This is what happened.

I saw this direct to video B Movie Hororr DVD on sale for $3.99 used at Blockbuster:


I looked at the back and read a teaser quote from a hot chick:

"Baby, come play with me. I am so HOT and Lonely and wana have some FUN."

I looked for the movie rating: Not Rated. Year: 2007.

I bought it, took it home, put it into the DVD and pressed play.

First scene hot chicks dressed in hot Halloween costumes drive to some house to watch Slasher movies and smoke pot.

They decide to dress into something more comfortable. This means lingerie.
This does not mean hot naked chicks. Yes, the NOT RATED 2007 slasher tribute movie didn't show the naked chicks in between changing from sexy Halloween costumes to Sexy lingerie. The chick on the cover isn't even a major part of the story. The movie is one of those 'chicks get together and tell horror stories' movies. The chicks in the Horror story, who have the majority of screen time are not that hot. Too skinny for my Zombie taste.

It was until half way through the movie you see naked boobs. I guess the chicks listening the horror story (yes, it's just one horror story) dared the one with big boobs but withought big enough hair for the cover to run topless slow motion style down the beach.

You'd think maybe that this was awesome, but for some reasong the chick had her boobs painted like in army camouflage to match her camouflage shorts, army boots, and army helmet/hat. Yes, the boobs were still big and jiggled nicely in slow motion. The problem? The video was in black and white, and it was grainy.

Oh, this movie had a 'hot girl in the shower' scene, but all you saw was her outline through the shower curtain.

Also, a chick leaves her man hands tied together and he wearing nothing but a thong. The guy gets up, and then they untie him, but he doesn't feel like he should put on some pants right away, even when he goes out to look for his missing girlfriend.

I'm still watching it. Still, no reason why they hired hot chicks to be in a NOT RATED BM Horror movie.

For this case, the BM stands for Big Mistake.

Here is the trailer for Dream Slashers:


Yes, that's as 'Boobs Ass' it gets.

Comment by Zombie Messiah on September 6, 2009 at 4:48am

Anyone else think it would be a good idea for movie studios that make B Horror Movies to cast former star childs, former A-List celebrities, washed up musicians, or anyone that is so obscure and has a pathetic current career that they are mocked for being so obscure and has a pathetic current career.

A current real life example of what I'm talking about:

Debbie Gibson the Teen Pop Icon of1980s and the early 1990s has recently starred in this B Horror Movie:


It would be awesome to watch the Gary Coleman in a B Horror Movie where he is a vigilante secretly murderous security guard by day and a grave robbing mad scientist's murderous security guard by night.



Gary Coleman

Comment by Devin on September 5, 2009 at 6:45am

Ahh Brain Damage is easily Henenlotter's magnum opus. The Aylmer is a memorable villain indeed. Street Trash was fun.

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