"wait, you have to pay, to have achievements become available to unlock on the Xbox One.... Who thought that was a good or profitable idea?"

"Xbox Yawn"

"Well, Star Trek was dull. And JJ, baby, stop with the lense flares. It's more obvious than Speilburg's spotlight fetish."

"It's me, Barack. I promise."

"sadly there is nothing about the PS4 or One that makes want to buy one or the other."