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THE AWESOME GROUP OF HEROES
On March 30th 2009 a group was created. An Awesome Group of Heroes whose creation have has caused quite a stir with the both the public and a certain other superhero group. The creator of the group, Elliot along with Fubar Chick and Guy Behind the Guy, the group have now made this a very successful group and one that has added many more members, from all corners of Spill City, who want to be Awesome and enforce the “Awesome Way” This is their story as they fight to keep law in order in Spill City, and keep being Awesome at the same time.
The day is March 30th 2009. The three figures walk right into the Spilltington Hotel, not breaking stride as they head for the lift. Two males and one female “Excuse me but can I help you?” Some upper management posh twat asks as the three figures. “Sure you can,” The tallest of the three said he looked down on the posh twat. “You can not bug us and let us do our job tonight.” Flustered the man says, “What job?” The young man standing 6’1 smiles and say’s,” Getting your fine establishment rid of an un-awesome guest” “I don’t understand?” The posh git answers back, his state of confusion none the wiser. “HEY!” Snapped another male voice. The hotel worker looked over to see man whose face was hidden by a pair of sunglasses and oxygen mask, with a black hoodie pulled over him. “Believe my friend here when he tells you that we’re doing yer ole arse a favour.” The disguised man, then slowly cocks head side to head, like Michael Myers. “Unless you want US to be your guest’s for this evening?” The posh twat doesn’t like the sound of that. Here standing in front of him is three individuals dressed up in a very bizarre manner. The tallest of the three was casually dressed, which is a no-no for this place. He is dressed in a black bomber jacket, blue T-shirt with the slogan,” I’m sorry. I can’t hear you over my sound of my AWESOMNESS” He’s wearing matching colour jeans and white sneakers. The other guy standing at around 5’8 is wearing a black hoodie with said features blocking his face. Black jeans, black leather gloves and black steel toed Cat boots. The female who has a look of casual amusement over the whole thing stands, around 5’8 is wearing what it appears to be a Susan Storm outfit, a character from the “Fantasic Four” franchise. Changes have been to the outfit as the 4 is now gone and the slogan,”FUBAR 4-LIFE” is in its place. She is also wearing dark blue gloves, with jewellery on it and black boots to cap this superhero off. “I think it goes without saying,” The hooded guy continued, “That we don’t meet the dress code here yes?” “To say the least,” The veteran hotel worker snapped. The disguised man then says, “Well as “bad” as you think we might look. There is a much worse guest up there. Keep your eyes open when we come back down with said guest in toll. Now piss off my good man” The lift door and the posh twat is left standing, none the wiser and feeling rather insulted. Meanwhile inside the lift the disguised the guy says, “At least we’re not underdressed eh?” His co-worker’s chuckle, then the 6’1 youngster says, “Ok Guy. I need to know. Why the oxygen mask? The hoodie is Awesome as is the shades, but what’s the deal with the mask?” Guy as he’s known to his two friend’s turns to face the young man. “The deal is simple EL. You ready? It’s Awesome.” “Well that’s as me be Guy,” He replies, “But surly as you breath away there, it fogs up your shades?” Guy shrugs. “It can do,” he replies, “But not to the point where I can’t see what’s going on man” It’s the young man’s turn to shrug. “Ok then,” He says. “Just make sure they don’t get so steamed that you end up hitting on of us by accident or something.” “Ok dad,” Is the sarcastic reply from Guy The tall youngster half smiles and frowns at the smart ass hoodie, “Girls,” The female interrupts, “As much as I would love to referee you two hand bagging each another, we do have a job to do.” “Yeah sure Fubar Chick” The young man say’s “Well let’s get into character.” Guy say’s the lift slowly climbs up to the 30th floor as the group go over the plan one last time. “Ok Guy,” The young man begins, “Your informant is sure that she’s in there yes?” Absolutely Elliott,” Guy confirms “Tracked her ass all day, tapped her phone? This is where “she” is” “Tracked her ass all day? Tapped her phone? Sounds like your informant sure knows how to get in there with the ladies?” The female asks. Guy laughs,”Yeah he does FC.” Guy shakes his head snickering and then composes himself. DING! Finally the lift reaches floor 30 and the three get out. “She’s in Room 25 guys” Guys announces. “Ok,” Elliott says, “What ever goes down in here tonight. Keep close, watch each other’s back. This is our first job. If we mess this up, we’re gonna look really dumb.” “I shouldn’t worry about that EL,” Guy remarks, “Each of us is dressed in such away that I’m sure the press will tare the arse out of that before any fuck up we might fall victim to, tonight.” “Right Guy” Elliott half smirks. “Thanks for ruining my pep talk.” Guy laughs and shakes his head, then says, “Don’t worry EL, FC we won’t mess anything up. I didn’t come here to fail. I’m here to bag a bitch.” “And I’m here to Fubar “her” ". Fubar Chick declared. “Well whatever goes down tonight, we’ll have that to look forward to.” Guy jokes. Elliott nods, “Ok then. Good luck us three” he says. They continued to march on, walking past rooms 20, 21 etc. “Anyone nervous?” Fubar Chick asks. “Not really,” Guy answers, “More nervous of what we’ll find behind that bloody door, casue of all the rumours surrounding “her”. “I’m nervous, just a bit mind.” Elliott confesses. “Why?” Fubar asks. “Well, I put this together. Asked you guys to join me on this, so if this goes wrong I’m gonna feel like I failed on all fronts here, and that’s not awesome guys.” “EL, you’re not going to fail man,” Fubar assures him. Elliott looks at this two co-workers and friends. “Yeah, come on it’s just nervous. We’re all feeling it.” Guys say, then follows up with, “And we joined because this group will take off, and it will be awesome. And we’re gonna make sure that you don’t “fail” as you put it.” “Right on,” FC say’s, “Now can we go in and kick that “bitches” ass already?" EL smiles, “Thanks guys. Right let’s do this???” FC and Guy both nod then walk up to door 25. Guy and Fubar stand at each side of Elliott as he pulls out a credit card and swiped the door with it. Then the door slowly opens. The quietly make their way into the hotel room and into the bed room, where
What they find is a sight that even if the three collectively thought on the oddest of scenarios could never come up with what’s before them. A teenager lies on a king-sized bed dressed in his only is underwear. He is tied to the bed by two scarfs. A young woman is dancing slowly in front of him. Teasing him as she pulls down her black dress to the floor, then back up again, giving this horny teen and the three standing in the corner a look at her bra and panties covered body, “Ohhhh Steve,” The woman groans. “I promise you if you agree to sign up to my job offer, I’ll take this and so much more off, for you lover.” “God, anything for” The teen happily aggress “Oh Jesus,” FC said under breath trying not laugh too hard. “Right it’s time,” EL whispers. The three of them march in and EL announces the groups’ presence, “Hope we’re not distracting from you making another Some Ol’ Bullshit job offer…. “Kimberly”.”
To Be Conitued.....
On March 30th 2009 a group was created. An Awesome Group of Heroes whose creation have has caused quite a stir with the both the public and a certain other superhero group. The creator of the group, Elliot along with Fubar Chick and Guy Behind the Guy, the group have now made this a very successful group and one that has added many more members, from all corners of Spill City, who want to be Awesome and enforce the “Awesome Way” This is their story as they fight to keep law in order in Spill City, and keep being Awesome at the same time.
The day is March 30th 2009. The three figures walk right into the Spilltington Hotel, not breaking stride as they head for the lift. Two males and one female “Excuse me but can I help you?” Some upper management posh twat asks as the three figures. “Sure you can,” The tallest of the three said he looked down on the posh twat. “You can not bug us and let us do our job tonight.” Flustered the man says, “What job?” The young man standing 6’1 smiles and say’s,” Getting your fine establishment rid of an un-awesome guest” “I don’t understand?” The posh git answers back, his state of confusion none the wiser. “HEY!” Snapped another male voice. The hotel worker looked over to see man whose face was hidden by a pair of sunglasses and oxygen mask, with a black hoodie pulled over him. “Believe my friend here when he tells you that we’re doing yer ole arse a favour.” The disguised man, then slowly cocks head side to head, like Michael Myers. “Unless you want US to be your guest’s for this evening?” The posh twat doesn’t like the sound of that. Here standing in front of him is three individuals dressed up in a very bizarre manner. The tallest of the three was casually dressed, which is a no-no for this place. He is dressed in a black bomber jacket, blue T-shirt with the slogan,” I’m sorry. I can’t hear you over my sound of my AWESOMNESS” He’s wearing matching colour jeans and white sneakers. The other guy standing at around 5’8 is wearing a black hoodie with said features blocking his face. Black jeans, black leather gloves and black steel toed Cat boots. The female who has a look of casual amusement over the whole thing stands, around 5’8 is wearing what it appears to be a Susan Storm outfit, a character from the “Fantasic Four” franchise. Changes have been to the outfit as the 4 is now gone and the slogan,”FUBAR 4-LIFE” is in its place. She is also wearing dark blue gloves, with jewellery on it and black boots to cap this superhero off. “I think it goes without saying,” The hooded guy continued, “That we don’t meet the dress code here yes?” “To say the least,” The veteran hotel worker snapped. The disguised man then says, “Well as “bad” as you think we might look. There is a much worse guest up there. Keep your eyes open when we come back down with said guest in toll. Now piss off my good man” The lift door and the posh twat is left standing, none the wiser and feeling rather insulted. Meanwhile inside the lift the disguised the guy says, “At least we’re not underdressed eh?” His co-worker’s chuckle, then the 6’1 youngster says, “Ok Guy. I need to know. Why the oxygen mask? The hoodie is Awesome as is the shades, but what’s the deal with the mask?” Guy as he’s known to his two friend’s turns to face the young man. “The deal is simple EL. You ready? It’s Awesome.” “Well that’s as me be Guy,” He replies, “But surly as you breath away there, it fogs up your shades?” Guy shrugs. “It can do,” he replies, “But not to the point where I can’t see what’s going on man” It’s the young man’s turn to shrug. “Ok then,” He says. “Just make sure they don’t get so steamed that you end up hitting on of us by accident or something.” “Ok dad,” Is the sarcastic reply from Guy The tall youngster half smiles and frowns at the smart ass hoodie, “Girls,” The female interrupts, “As much as I would love to referee you two hand bagging each another, we do have a job to do.” “Yeah sure Fubar Chick” The young man say’s “Well let’s get into character.” Guy say’s the lift slowly climbs up to the 30th floor as the group go over the plan one last time. “Ok Guy,” The young man begins, “Your informant is sure that she’s in there yes?” Absolutely Elliott,” Guy confirms “Tracked her ass all day, tapped her phone? This is where “she” is” “Tracked her ass all day? Tapped her phone? Sounds like your informant sure knows how to get in there with the ladies?” The female asks. Guy laughs,”Yeah he does FC.” Guy shakes his head snickering and then composes himself. DING! Finally the lift reaches floor 30 and the three get out. “She’s in Room 25 guys” Guys announces. “Ok,” Elliott says, “What ever goes down in here tonight. Keep close, watch each other’s back. This is our first job. If we mess this up, we’re gonna look really dumb.” “I shouldn’t worry about that EL,” Guy remarks, “Each of us is dressed in such away that I’m sure the press will tare the arse out of that before any fuck up we might fall victim to, tonight.” “Right Guy” Elliott half smirks. “Thanks for ruining my pep talk.” Guy laughs and shakes his head, then says, “Don’t worry EL, FC we won’t mess anything up. I didn’t come here to fail. I’m here to bag a bitch.” “And I’m here to Fubar “her” ". Fubar Chick declared. “Well whatever goes down tonight, we’ll have that to look forward to.” Guy jokes. Elliott nods, “Ok then. Good luck us three” he says. They continued to march on, walking past rooms 20, 21 etc. “Anyone nervous?” Fubar Chick asks. “Not really,” Guy answers, “More nervous of what we’ll find behind that bloody door, casue of all the rumours surrounding “her”. “I’m nervous, just a bit mind.” Elliott confesses. “Why?” Fubar asks. “Well, I put this together. Asked you guys to join me on this, so if this goes wrong I’m gonna feel like I failed on all fronts here, and that’s not awesome guys.” “EL, you’re not going to fail man,” Fubar assures him. Elliott looks at this two co-workers and friends. “Yeah, come on it’s just nervous. We’re all feeling it.” Guys say, then follows up with, “And we joined because this group will take off, and it will be awesome. And we’re gonna make sure that you don’t “fail” as you put it.” “Right on,” FC say’s, “Now can we go in and kick that “bitches” ass already?" EL smiles, “Thanks guys. Right let’s do this???” FC and Guy both nod then walk up to door 25. Guy and Fubar stand at each side of Elliott as he pulls out a credit card and swiped the door with it. Then the door slowly opens. The quietly make their way into the hotel room and into the bed room, where
What they find is a sight that even if the three collectively thought on the oddest of scenarios could never come up with what’s before them. A teenager lies on a king-sized bed dressed in his only is underwear. He is tied to the bed by two scarfs. A young woman is dancing slowly in front of him. Teasing him as she pulls down her black dress to the floor, then back up again, giving this horny teen and the three standing in the corner a look at her bra and panties covered body, “Ohhhh Steve,” The woman groans. “I promise you if you agree to sign up to my job offer, I’ll take this and so much more off, for you lover.” “God, anything for” The teen happily aggress “Oh Jesus,” FC said under breath trying not laugh too hard. “Right it’s time,” EL whispers. The three of them march in and EL announces the groups’ presence, “Hope we’re not distracting from you making another Some Ol’ Bullshit job offer…. “Kimberly”.”
To Be Conitued.....
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Permalink Reply by Fred Jordan on -
Kimberly never made ME an offer like this!!!
Nice read, had that dark Watchmen flavor to it....
I likee!!
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The brown haired mistress swung round in total shock. “What the…. Who are you?” “Three people who are tired of your games Kim” Elliott states as he, FC and Guy take up their positions. Guy just by a closet and Fubar backing down Kimberly, “How many times is it now Kim, ten, twelve, or can not even remember now?” Elliott asks the woman known in Spill City as “Miss Dreamare” labelled so by the press because she is well known for looking like the dream lady, offering both herself and her “perfect” job to poor unsuspecting horny teens who like Monty Python. Kimberly has so far conned twelve teenage boys, with total cost of 2 million dollars. When the police try to question the teenagers they are unable to get any info out of them. For what ever reason they seemed scared to talk. The press also wondered how such a hot looking woman could so bussiness savvy as many viewed Kimberly to be. Now EL, FC and Guy were here to put an end to this. “What’s going on?” The unwearied clad teenage asked. “We’re here to make sure you don’t screwed out of a shit load of money” Guy stated. “And make sure you don’t get grounded,” Fubar states. “Oh, look,” Kimberly says as if she had no idea what the deal was. “I’m trying to give my man a good time here.” “Knock it off,” EL shot back. EL joins Guy over at the closet. “This is all innocent is it?” Elliott asks, “Just a couple having “sexy time”, why don’t I believe you Kim?” Kimberly realising that she has been busted knew what to do next. She then fully removed her black dress and now stood in her bra and panties with hand on hips. “I don’t know who you think I’m, but I’m willing to show both of you WHAT I can do to get these silly thoughts out of your head.” Guy and EL being red blooded males can’t help but take a long look. Fubar just shakes her head. EL realising what Kim was doing snapped out of it. He looked over at Guy whose shades were fogged right up “Guy, you ok?” Elliott asks. Guy removes his shades so that they can go back to normal. “Fine,” I the reply, he then sighs and say’s “Kimberly sweet heart, you look so fuckin’n money right now.” With his glasses now off Guy is able to give Kimberly deep eye contact. “But, you’re a lying cow. And for that, I’m sorry as you are a stunning woman.” With that he and EL punch through the closet and drag out two masked men with guns. Guy and EL throw the guns the away and get the men into wrist lock’s. Kimberly tires to make a move but Fuabr grabs and wraps a gloved hand around her throat. “Sit the fuck down.” Fubar guides Kimberly over to a chair and placed her down. Then pulls out a set of hand cuffs and cuffs her to the chair’s legs. Meanwhile EL and Guy keep a strong hold the two masked men. The teenager now really scarred demands to know what was doing on, “Please some one fill me in?” EL turns to look at the teen and say’s “These two were going to break out and mug you man. And on top of that if you had signed up to Kim’s “job offer” she was going to get access to your families’ money and bleed you dry.” Steven looks at Kimberly. “She wouldn’t do that to me, she loves me,” “Aye right kid, let the big head take the no eh?” Guy snaps. Guy then looks down at his masked man and asks for his name. “Ben,” he cries out. EL then asks the name of his man, “Bill,” was the reply “Right….” Elliott chuckles. “Damn Kim, isn’t anything about you real?” Kimberly stares at EL and says; in low voice, “Why don’t you come over and check it out for yourself,” Kim says as she raises her chest ever so high. Fubar then smacks her one in the mouth. “Can you NOT be a whore for one second please?” She snaps “Want me to check the rest of the room?” FC asks. EL nods. So she does. “What now then, what are you going to do?” Steven asks. “We’re going to drag their sorry asses down stairs and marching them right into my Aston Martin, and driving them off to jail.” Elliott proudly states. Meanwhile “Bill” is reaching into his socks, trying not to bring any attention to himself as he slowly pulls out a small switchblade. FC is now checking the bathroom. Everything seems ok. The room is clear, yet for what everreason Fubar has an uneasy feeling just now. “OUCH!” Yells a male voice from the bedroom, Fubar races back to the bedroom to see EL and Guy struggling with Bill and Ben, FC also spots that Elliott has a small wound to the side of his leg “Shit guys” FC yelled in a kind of half panic. “Chill FC,” Guy called out as he tried to contain Ben who now had his gun. Elliott punches down Bill hard. “AH, my fucking leg,” EL cries out. "Fuabr get that bitch down to the car" FC nods and begins to move Kim, but she goes all dead weight in FC’s ass. “The fuck is this?” FC asks. “Me not CUMMING peacefully, I never do.” Kimberly seems to have a certain degree of arrogance about her now, and that uneasy feeling washes over FC again. Guy has Ben down on the ground now. But then Ben starts biting Guy’s hand, “Ouch! You FUCK!” Guy yells but still refuses to let go as blood and salvia begins to run down his hand. Elliott, refusing help from Fubar in turn offers to help get Kimberly up, who is still pulling a dead weight. Guy meanwhile loosed the battle and let’s goes of Ben. He then leaps up gun in hand and takes aim at EL and FC and fires his gun off. EL sees this out the corner of his eye. He throws himself, FC and Kim down to the ground as the bullet whizzes’ past them. “You ok?” Elliott asks FC. “Fine, thanks man” EL sees Kimberly looking into his eyes. The bring Kimberly back up and sit her sexy ass back down. EL then runs and tackles down Ben as he tries to reload his gun, but now Bill is back up but so his Guy and he goes to nail Bill. He catches him on the chin. Bill hits back, catching Guy on the side of the head knocking Guy back but he stands his ground and hit’s back with a straight up “Glasgow Kiss” breaking Bill’s nose. EL picks up Ben then throws him against the wall, then checks his leg again. The blood his running at a steady pace and meanwhile Guy and Bill are going back and forward. “Need any help Guy?” EL asks. “Well if you want to nail the prick, for stabbing you here.” Guy calls back as he throws Bill to EL. He goes to punch Bill, but he dugs it and EL ends up hitting Guy. “Oh shit, I’m sorry Guy” Guy goes down to one knee. “It’s ok EL. We’ll just blame the fog eh?” EL laughs. “Shit, there getting away.” FC calls out to the boys. EL and Guy turn to see Bill and Ben running out of the room. “Jesus, we’ll get them. FC keeps Kimberly in place, and Steve we’ll be back for you” He just nods as he can’t believe what he has witnessed tonight. EL and Guy take off to catch Bill and Ben. Kimberly moves around. “Damn girl, what are you doing?” Kimberly tries to stand up, but the cuffs are holding down. FC grabs her shoulders to keep her in place. FC then hears footsteps coming from behind her. “Hey look out!” Steven calls out SMASH! A glass cup is broke over the back of her head. She falls down stunned and sore. FC can feel blood in her hair. “You ok?” Kim’s voice calls out. FC tires to answer, but then hears, “Sis?” The sound of cuffs being undone can be heard then FC is back on her feet and can’t believe what she is seeing. Kimberly now has a hold of Fubar, from behind, but standing in front of FC wearing bookish glasses, messed up hair and covered in facial spot’s is a women who despite her lesser looks you would know from being this up and close that she is Kimberly’s twin sister. “Just as I said it would go down, sis.” The twin said to her hotter twin. Who nodded “Now you know why Kimberly is so damn smart and hot at the same time. Two Kimberly’s is always better than one.”
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Permalink Reply by Fred Jordan on
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You need to show me how to do the "Straight up Glasgow Kiss"
Quite the Badass you are...
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Permalink Reply by Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) on
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“What is this, The Hottie and the Naughty for fuck sake’s?” Smart Kimberly slaps FC. “Don’t ever mention THAT piece of shit movie in front of us. I can’t tell you the amount of times some fucking wise brought that up when it first came out.” “So what’s the deal?” Fubar asks. “The deal is, is that I had a feeling you guy’s would have showed up. That informant of Guy’s is a joke. Yeah he’s good at tailing my hot piece of ass sister, but he never once thought to look back and see who was tailing him” Fubar is still confused, and hurting from the head shot. “Where were you hiding?” She asks Twin Kimberly smiles. “Where I needed to be little lady,” Now let’s get this over with.” Twin Kimberly looks over at the bed. “You ok there snuggles?” Steven at the flick of his writs frees himself from the bed. “Never better Boxxy” Now FC is really confused. ‘Was this all a set up’? FC thought “This was all a set up Fubar.” Boxxy say’s, ‘that answers that I guess’ FC thought. Boxxy grabs Steven by his head and rams her tongue into his mouth. After she was done, Booxy wiped salvia from her mouth. “What, surprised the geek has such a hot boyfriend?” Boxxy tells Kimberly to put FC down on the bed which she does. Then Boxxy pins FC dowon to the bed. “You see Fubar, we’ve been doing this for a while. Conning horny teens up and down the country and now we’re here in Spill City, have been for four months and we like here girl. Lot’s of horny little boys to con and shit, families to bleed to dry. Then the grapevine brings what it is we heard that this new superhero faction was being put together. Well we’ve done such a good job keeping LEOG off her back so I thought let’s put an end to all of this before it gets started.” Boxxy leaned in close to FC. “Did you enjoy my little Boxxy video?” Fubar recalled what Boxxy meant. It was about a month, when the Spill City website and Mayor Korey’s was flooded this odd ranting video, by some chick called Boxxy. Then reporters other residents personal sites were hit too including the cites appointed superhero team, the LEOG group.. Then of course Guy, EL’s and FC’s site was hit. “You watched this silly little troll, and we watched you. We have many ways to know who are and what you do, so we set this entire up. Your first job will be your last.” “What are you going to do?” FC asks. “Make you Kimberly’s first female victim, which will of course disgrace this little group of yours an…” WHACK! FC lashes out and nails Boxxy with her very own "Fubar kiss". “First rule of being a bad guy, don’t talk just do it.” FC says, and then elbows Steve in the face, leaps of the bed and nails Kimberly too, all the while hoping her boys are taking of business.
Elliott and Guy are chasing down Bill and Ben, pounding the wet the streets that this evening’s weather has to Spill City. All four duck and weave through confused and mad passers by. “God these guys are fast.” EL calls back to Guy, who is just about keeping up pace. “Tell me about it, fly buggers that they are.” The chase then down for a few blocks, and through an alley, and back out to the main road of a busy high street. Bill and Ben nip right through the busy traffic, like they’ve been doing the shit for years. EL manages to not get hit, and Guy is right behind him, SCREECH…. WHACK! EL turns back to Guy being planted upside down on a car bonnet, and then thrown back down to the ground with force. “Guy, Guy?” EL rushed over to Guy who was out cold, not moving, and not breathing.
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Permalink Reply by Fred Jordan on
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Hey, now I don't have to ask you what a car bonnet is!! I like "The Fubar Kiss" I can see that in my mind.
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Permalink Reply by Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) on
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Back at the hotel Fubar Chick had laid out Boxxy and now was in the midst of delivering a round house kick to Kimberly sending her crashing into Boxxy and to the floor. Fubar spies the hand cuffs and grabs them. She cuffs Kimberly and Boxxy to the chair again, whilst Steven just stands there, not knowing what to do. Boxxy see this and calls him on it,” Steve, come on kick her ass for Christ sake!” Steve just looks at Boxxy as if what she was insane. “I can’t Boxxy. She’s a girl, I don’t hit women.” Boxxy just rolls her eyes. “She’s not a “girl” Steve. She’s a bitch who’s trying to send us all to jail. What are you stupid?” Steve’s concerned face then quickly turns to anger. “Don’t call me stupid Boxxy.” Boxxy fires back with,” Right, cause calling you stupid you be an insult to stupid people” Steve now looks super pissed. “DO NOT CALL ME!!!!” PUNCH! Steve nails FC with a hard right hand, knocking her down.
“Guy, come on one man. Wake up” Elliott pleaded with Guy who was still out. By now EL had slipped off his mask, shades and mask off and also pulled back his hood. Guy looked peaceful as he lay still on the road. The driver who hit Guy is now out if the car. She is a woman late 20’s to mid 30’s, jet black hair and wearing a white dress. “Oh my god no, is you friend ok?” She begins to sob as rushes over to the fallen Guy and the worried EL. “I don’t, I don’t know.” EL replies. As the woman breaks out into actual crying EL spots Bill and Ben standing there, watching, but why? He then looks back down at Guy who is still out. Elliott looks at the woman, “What’s your name,” He asks her. “Aria,” She replies through hazy, watered eyes. “Ok, Aria, you got a phone on you?” “Yes in the car, I can get it,” Aria races back to the car whilst EL looks back and sees Ben and Bill are still standing there, and they appear to be laughing. ‘What are you guys’ playing at?’ EL wonders Aria is now back phone in hand. “I phoned for an ambulance,” She states trying to control herself a littlie better now. “Good, now Aria, I need you to stay with my friend for a few minutes ok?” “No, wait why?” “JUST please, stay with him. I’ll be right back” EL stands up and for the first time in a good fifteen minutes, feels the pain in his leg, the adrenaline wearing off. He looks down at Guy, and he wants to say with him, but knows what Guy would say to that, ‘FUCK THAT EL, Go chase down those two twats,’ “I will Guy” he say’s and takes off to catch Bill and Ben whist Aria holds Guy’s leather gloved hand.
Fubar meanwhile is trying to free herself from a sleeper hold Steve has her in. “That’s it Steve, chock a Fubar bitch!” Boxxy calls out, “Is it wrong that I’m soooo turned on by this?” Kimberly asks as she slowly moves up and down, “Um when your half naked body is rubbing up against you own twin sister? I’m thinking, YEAAAH! Boxxy snaps. Fubar knows she has to make a move soon. She drags herself towards a wall and gets her feet up on the wall. She then runs up it and flips over Steve, breaking the hold then puts him in one, Fubar hops on Steve’s back and puts all she has into the hold. Steve falls back against the bed, winding FC, but she doesn’t let go. Soon Steve stops struggling and is now out. Fubar then let’s got of the hold and is now on her knees reaching for another set of handcuffs. “Who’s your supplier darling?” Kimberly asks. “I don’t know. I just bought these last two sets because some demented hooker with brownish hair and a joy of cock teasing bought them up before me.” Not really getting joke Kimberly laughed, Boxxy just roll her eyes. She then smiles at Fubar. “The fuck are you smiling at?” Fubar asked “It’s been a while since you’ve heard from your friends is not?”
After chasing them down for ages Elliot finally has Bill and Ben cornered in a small allay. “You two are going to pay, and if anything happens to Guy, by god you’ll be sorry.”
“What do you mean by that?” FC asks Boxxy “Come on Fubar. Haven’t you been listing to a word I’ve said? This was all planned out… to a tee.” “I don’t get what you mean?” FC asks confused,” Are you saying those two are fucking actors or something?” “Yes and no dear,” Booxy proudly answers. “They’ve been acting like hired for a dollar goons. But there actually black belts” FC doesn’t know what to make of this, “Bullshit Booxy. One of them took a shot at me.” Again Boxxy’s smirk grows wider. “Check the wall.” FC walks over to the wall and digs the bullet out. Gives it a close look “Oh fuck” FC calls out, “That’s right Fubar, fakes, and right now your boys, the amateurs are going up against dyed in the wool black belts, in an alley, and I don’t fancy their chances and of course EL’s knife wound and all.”
EL is knocked down for filth time by Bill and Ben. “Christ where did this come from?” He asked himself Bill picks El up by the head. And stands him up, both Bill and Ben stand at either side of EL then Bill nods to Ben and Bill does a low sweep kick to EL, whilst Ben goes high with his catching EL in the face “Total Elimination” Ben yells. They circle around EL as he gets back to his knees. Ben gets down on all fours and Bill takes a runner and bounces off Ben’s back catching him in the face with a knee.
An ambulance has now arrived for Guy as Aria tells the paramedics all she can, but the emotion of running this stranger over is too powerful and the tears soon follow.
“Ugh… EL???” A voice calls out into the Spill City night. “Jesus!” Aria jumps runs back to Guy who has his eyes opened. “Are you ok?” Aria says to Guy. Guy then slowy asks where EL is “Your friend? He went after those masked men you and him were chasing?” Guy then tires to move. “Please sir don’t move” On of the paramedics says to Guy. He flips them off, “The group needs me.” Guy then tries to stand up but cannot. He lands on his hands and knees and slaps his fist into the ground in anger. He say’s something, but it’s under his breath. “What did you say?” Aria asks him as she leans down, trying to hold him steady. “This isn’t happening again” Guy say’s before collapsing again.
Back in the allay Bill and Ben have just double teamed EL’s ribs with vicious kicks. He is now coughing up blood; his knife wound now the least of his injuries. “Right, let’s end this now.” Bill says. Ben picks EL up and holds him as Bill gets ready to back palm EL’s nose bone through his brain. Jus then a bit of wire is seen tied around Bill’s leg and then he pulled back. “What the?” Ben asks. A tall dark figure emerges from the shadows that a Spill City alleyway can cast this time of night. “No fucking way?” Ben says in disbelieve. “What the matter?” The figure say’s, “You don’t believe in bats?”
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Permalink Reply by Fred Jordan on
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Love it, love it, love it!
Kimberly and her twin getting all hot with each other - I likee!!
So when do you introduce Aria's twin sister, Delores?
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Permalink Reply by Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) on
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Ben charges at Batman who sidesteps him grabs round the face and throwing him to the ground. Bill is now back up and ready to fight. He throws a combination of punches and kicks, all of which are blocked by Batman who then counters with a slick judo throw. Batman then kneels down and delivers a KO right hand. Elliott, is lying their in disbelieve of the fluid motion Batman exhibits in the way he fights. Bill is back and has found a glass bottle. He breaks it and lunches at Batman who bob and weaves every attack. Bill manages to catch BM with a shot to his face. BM backs down a bit and puts a glove to his face. He daps and looks to see some blood from the wound. Bill then puts the bottle down. Then aims a kick at Batman’s gut which lands but he doesn’t feel it. BM then fires a kick back but Bill is quick and jumps out of the way. They trade blows and blocks alike as EL watches on sore from the beating but interested in the final result of the fight going on before him. Finally Batman catches Bill in an arm lock and dishes out three vicious punches, the third one being a KO punch. Bill goes down hard. BM then looks at EL. “Are you… WHACK! Ben nails Batman just below the back of the knee. This get’s an actual cry of pain from Batman and he goes down to one knee. Ben then nails BM with a right hand. Then get’s ready to palm strike BM’s nose bone. El seeing what’s coming makes a move. Ignoring the pain in his body Elliott jumps and grabs a trash can lid. He throws hard like a big ol’ ninja star at Ben and the flying lid catches Ben square between the eyes, sending him flaying backwards to the ground and out. Elliott slumps back down. “Fine thank you Batman.” He replies’.
With the police now on the scene at the hotel, Fubar Chick hands Boxxy, Kimberly and Steven leaves them all cuffed, and manages sneak out. She has gotten the news what has happened to Guy and that Elliott is missing. Fubar is racing down the stairs and burst into the lobby. She was sick with worry over the condition of the Guy. Last she heard, he’d tried to get up, but had collapsed again. And she hoped where ever EL was he was ok. As Fubar headed for the exit a photographer walks right up to her and starts flashing away with his camera “Spill indy news, just a few pics if you don’t mind darling” the man said. He was decked out in a dark blue trench coat and black hat, his face hidden behind the camera where it no doubt is most of the time. Fubar tells the man. “Get out of my way you asshole.” “Hey doll, I’ve got a right to be here ya know?” “Get the fuck out of here, you scum” Fubar pushes her way past the man and is now outside, “Hey I’ve got your name, little lady,” He yells “Great, here I’ll spelt it for you buddy. F-U-C-K, Fuck off alright. I’m sure you’re used to chicks saying that to you, you little creep.” Once out of the hotel Fubar races to where Guy is down, and hopes to god that since she last heard, Elliott was there too.
“So you’re the new superhero who’s going to clean up Spill City?” Batman asks Elliott as he ties up Bill and Ben, “No, it’s me and two others. God! Guy and Fubar, I’ve got to run.” Elliott was about to take off, his body friggin ragged in pain, but BM called him back. “Wait! Don’t you want you’re two catches?” Elliott looks at Bill and Ben. “You caught them Batman, I couldn’t… Batman cuts him off saying, “It’s your catch Elliott, and Guy is going to be ok it looks like. He regained consciences, but collapsed. Paramedics have him staple though.” How do know my name?” Elliot asked. Batman laid out the whole story to EL. Boxxy’s plan and how she bugged the gang and set this thing up. “I think I’m gonna throw up,” Elliott stated. “This whole thing, our first job was one big set up?” Yes.” Batman replies coolly. “Then that means that Guy. God!” Elliott was now blaming himself over what had happened to Guy. “Elliot, you must not blame yourself. Boxxy heard about your group and saw it as a legit threat. It’s a compliment if anything.” “That’s easy for you to say. Your friend’s are screwed six from ways Sunday.” “No, I guess not,” Batman admits. “But you and you’re friends did a good thing tonight, and will continue to do so. “ Elliott hangs his head and runs fingers through his blonde hair. “Yeah, I guess you’re right man. I got to run, what about these two dicks?” EL lifts his head up to see BM is gone, but now tied to Bill and Ben is a notice with the message. “An Awesome Bust” Elliott smiled, as he turned around and despite the pain ran back to Guy, hoping Fubar Chick would there too.
Once EL got there he saw Fubar was there now, looking worried sick over Guy. Aria was there too still upset. “Fubar, Are you alright?” Elliott asked FC She looks up and nods, but still looks worried. Suddenly a police car and about a dozen cars others guys race to the scene. A cop jumps out and points to EL and FC, “That’s them Cap,” He stated like a wee kid who has just picked his favourite sweetie he wanted to eat today. “Ugh!,” EL sighed. “Just what we need, jail” “Good luck with that kid. Big ol’ white boy like and all” FC jokes EL smiled, happy to see FC hadn’t lost her top sense of humour in all of this. A tall man in a suit now steps out of the car, “Are you Elliot?” The tall man asks. “For my sins, yeah,” the tall man grabs EL’s hand shakes it. “Well done young man.” “Uh?” Elliott asks confused. “Son, we’ve been after this crew for months now. And now we finally have them.” Um, thanks…, Oh there’s two more guys in an alleyway on the corner of Matinee Ave.” “Great more, uh Mike good you take Jake with you to get those two men?” The officers nod and take off. “My name is Capt Miller, and who is your crew.” EL then remembered about Guy. He leaves Miller and rushed over to Guy. Aria is still by his side FC soon joins. “He woke up,” Aria tells EL and FC. “But not for long. He also said “This isn’t happening again” anyone know what that means?” Aria asks. Neither did. By now a wave of media personal showed up. “How does it feel to be the group who put away “Kimberly?”
One of the reporters asked. Now at any other time this would be a blessing for Elliott. But with both he and Fubar beaten up and Guy on his way to the hospital, EL wanted more than anyting to put an end to all of this, Batman’s word’s aside. Elliott was about to say something when voice from behind said, “EL….EL.” Elliott turned back to see Guy awake again, and trying to sit up. Both paramedics try to get him back down, but he brushed them off. He asks to be helped up. FC and Aria do. Guy waves EL over. “Don’t you even think about blowing this son… We did it yes?” EL nodded and was now helping to keep him to stay upright. Well the Awesome did their friggin job man *cough*” “But look at you for Christ’s sake?” Guy laughed. “This, shit man, your kicked hurt even more.” EL laughed. “Yeah, it was petty Awesome and all” “God Damn right,” Guy replies. “Now where’s my shades and mask?” “Over there, why?” “Cause we’ve got photos to pose for. Mon EL, we earned this. What do you say?” Elliott nodded and ran to get Guy’s stuff as he just sat unevenly on the stretcher. The paramedics had given up telling Guy what to do so they just waited until we was ready to go the hospital. “Hey Guy?” Fubar said, “Yes FC?” He replied “Thank god you’re not dead,” Guy laughed. “Yeah, not dying in the middle of the road rules.” He looked over at Aria and asked, “And who might you be, A kind hearted smarten, helping a down and out Guy?” With a nervous laugh Aria replied, “Um not exactly. I’m in the one who hit you.” Aria looked away, getting upset again. Guy could see this and said, “Oh? Was I your first?” Surprised by this, Aria answered back, “Yeah.” Guy slowly held out his hand. “Well it was an honour to be the one.” They shook hands. “And Aria, don’t be too hard on yourself. I’m the daftee who ran out like an arse.” Aria smiled and nodded.”K”, “She replied. EL came back with Guys’ facial features. Even more press members show up and gather around the three. Guy slowly puts his shades and oxygen mask on and then pulls up the hood. “Help me guys,” He asks FC and EL help him up Guys cries in pain as he tries to stand up right. The press gather right around. It now seems all of Spill City’s press is here now, their camera’s and flashing away and question’s coming at them in equal rapid fire. EL pulls a thumps up. Fubar Chick poses with clenched fist, the BLING flashing away. And Guy in server pain tilts his head to the side.
Batman watches from atop of a building across the street. “Hope you guys are ready to rattle some cages,” He states. “And to have all of yours rattled much harder.”
The news reporter who had taken the photos of Fubar Chick was watching Bill and Ben get lifted. He then slinked back into a corner. There was a bag next to him. He removed his hat and glasses, put it in the bag, and then fished out his Joker mask. Jokester had done some very good work tonight. And as he took a look at the many photos he took, he smiled. Photos of the Aston Martin pulling up, of the three heading into the hotel, of FC “backing” him down, and of course of Boxxy and co getting put into the squad car. Jokester knew his boss Mr J would take a keen interest in this Awesome Group.
End of Episode One
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Permalink Reply by Fred Jordan on
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THE SUSPENSE - I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!
Good story mate, it's getting complicated....
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Episode 2: Bank on it
Part1
It had been a month now since Elliott, Fubar Chick and Guy had successfully caught the group scamming the horny teens of Spill City. That night changed the lives of EL, Guy and FC. Fubar Chick had gotten many male admires, and a comic book deal which she knocked back on the grounds that it was only a solo comic book. FC also got a BLING deal which she did accept. Guy meanwhile hit big back in his hometown of Glasgow, but shied away from most if it which confused EL and FC. Guy was also still healing from his car accident. He and Aria were now good friends too. And since then the group has grown with more people joining the groups cause. Just as the done the night if the bust, the press from all sides had gathered to see the likes of BDiddy join whose white tank top, tartan coloured shorts and long black boots certainly got the male portion of the press hounds attention. “She looks the part,” Elliott said as he and Guy watched on. “But what if she can’t back it up,” He wondered. “You’re saying she’s all looks or something?” Guy asked. EL was about to answer, but when he saw the Guy half smiling Elliott knew Guy was playing him. “I just don’t want to her see or anyone get hurt doing this.” Elliott said. Guy replied with, “Well, her sheet reads well enough for me. Let’s just give her a chance man. No one gave us a chance at first. God some people still don’t.” As BDiddy finished posing for pictures she thanks the group for letting her join and when asked how it felt to be part of the Awesome group. B smiled, pulled down her red sun glasses and said, and “Damn it feels good to be an Awesome gangtsa”
Someone else who was living the hip-hop live was Savage. He was decked out in an old school track suit and old school bling. He also did a rap that ended in an athletic back flip that ends in a B-Boy stance.
Another new member was Itchinader, who decided to come to the press conference dressed as Chowbacca. On this day, Elliott, Guy and Fubar were there. “I hope this guy can back THAT costume up.” Fubar Chick comments. “If anything, you’ve got to like his impression,” EL offers.
Two Detective’s watched on in the background Detective, Rothman was getting to sick of the way reacted to these people. “This is a complete crap,” Rothman bellowed “Since when do we just anybody think we can do this.” The other detective just let Ryan Rothman continue his rant as he took out a cigarette and lit it. “Christ, first we let Batman and Iroman come in. Next it was LEOG, and now THIS?” It was time for the other detective to speak up. “We need all the help we can get don’t you think?” He asked Ryan. “Um, no, what we need is not to be undermined and on top of that we’ve got these bank jobs going down just now. Now what if these idiots go try and stop it. Considering who we’ve got pecked for these job, it could put them in mortal danger.”
“Well mayor Korey has only validated them for small jobs just now.” “They shouldn’t be working any damn it. I’m telling you, this is going to end badly. Which is why I’m going to stop it.” “How so, the other cop asked?” Rothman finished his cigarette and put it out. “It’s clear as day that this group was getting inside info from a cop which would have been illegal. That Boxxy bust was too good for them for a first job. So I’m going to find him/her. With the law being what it is, that so called Awesome Group well have a lot to answer for. Someone on that team is breaking the law”
Across the city on the west side a van pulled up to the backdoor. In the van six men disguised in white jumpsuits, sun glasses and purple bandanas tooled up for the bankheist that they were about to do. The leader who was riding shotgun went over the plan and then gleefully announced, “Little clown hand say’s it’s time to rock and roll.”
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*does backward flip, then gets into b-boy stance*
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