NC: Suburban Commando

I remember seeing a ad for this movie during the previews on a "TMNT 2: the secret of the ooze" VHS tape & I actually wanted to see this film, to my suprise a old friend of mine gave me his copy of the movie & I could not wait to sit down & watch it. After ten minutes of watching it I got bored & turned it off, I eventually watched the rest of it while drinking beer (just seeing if it would be better if I was drunk) the result: no, the booze had no effect. So next I decided to throw it in the trash, because nobody I knew wanted to watch it or even borrow it, or even touch it, that's how bad this peice of shit truly is. Also the phrase "I was frozen today" is not funny, if you bring it up in a conversation everybody would never want to talk to you again, because they would probley find you to be a little weird by saying that. If you want to upgrade your speech's a little bit look up "Monty Python's: the definition of fuck" on youtube or wherever you download music from (take my advice not Doug Walker/the Nostalgia critic's).