I think your script is amazing. I'm going to turn the Polar Bear into a hot chick on ice skates wearing a bikini and sell it to the people who made Without a Paddle 2.
Welcome to The Crappies the award show to the bad side of movie. Create your own categories and nominess (along with mine) then on Febuary 5th 2009 will be the first annual Crappies. I will post a video giving the awards out.