If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Fuck, you've made me want to install Photoshop again, so I can do more horrible shops. And so I can deliver the rest of the posters you wanted.
Holy shit JGL's face! My favorite poster so far
I've posted this before but it bears mentioning again. A Star Wars remake that would be a collaboration between Lucas and Disney.
First the director.
Steve Carr. You might not know the name right away but you'll know his body of work. Next Friday (2000), Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001), Daddy Day Care (2003), Are We Done Yet? (2007) and Paul Blart - Mall Cop (2009). You might think, what do any of thos have to do with a Star Wars reboot. Well his next release is a remake of Short Circuit so he's got experience in making movies targeted toward kids (or those with childlike minds) a rehash of an old property which is a sci-fi flic.
Then we need our hero.
The bad guy.
Doug Jones as Darth Vader. I never understood why Vader was played as a heavy. This Sith Lord should be the embodiment of the dark side, a living shadow. Plus he was burnt to bits so he's not going to be a hulking standover man. Jones could bring the darkness and creepiness to the physicality of the role. *Note* Voiced by Busta Rhymes.
And our lovable rogue.
I think that franchise has been driven into the ground far enough. The best thing we could do is cover it up with dirt and remember it fondly every so often.
That's impossible. Look up the law of conservation of movies.
You gotta be careful though, Lab Rat. Star Wars fans don't get no pussy.
Doesn't matter. Apparently I'm too fat to do anything with it if I didn't not get any.
OooOOOOOOOh! This got my don't-get-no-pussy ass all riled up! I think I'm gonna go play Dungeons and Dragons or some shit.
I would only greenlight this if you promise me Darth Vader says "Woo Ha! Woo Ha!" at some point in the movie.
Yo Jedi... I got you all in check! I got that Sith Lord shit make you break your neck.