You know you got 'em: Your favorite Spill crew quotes

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Permalink Reply by Vincent Salernitano on February 11, 2009 at 6:02pm

george lucas made this movie carlyle bedtime stories review

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Permalink Reply by Mr. Arsenic on February 11, 2009 at 7:58pm

"Extreeeeeme snow-sledding!" - Co-Host, Babylon AD

"These two motherfuckers need to be put in a prison-shower with a big, black guy named Tyrome, who has a desire for young jewish man-pussy!" (not the actual words, but along those lines) - Carlyle, Meet the Spartans Audio

"This friendship is over!" - Co-Host, I dunno the review.

"No god!" Co-Host, 30 Days of Night

"Try to make me feel like we're all friends and partners, and dare I say... chums?" - Co-Host, I dunno the review.

The Co-Host is so damn quotable!

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Permalink Reply by PC_Load_Letter on February 12, 2009 at 7:39am

A lot of those are in the parody trailer The Black Knight that Meksicano made.

Which IS awesome, by the by.

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Permalink Reply by Mr. Arsenic on February 12, 2009 at 10:03am

Indeed, that's where I got most of them from! :D

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Permalink Reply by Timmy Cupcakes on February 12, 2009 at 9:36am

You are right, co-host is definitely the most quotable of them all.

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Permalink Reply by supermanx1 on February 16, 2009 at 3:10pm

"This friendship is over!" was from the gotham knight review

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Permalink Reply by WitchKing on February 12, 2009 at 12:08am

"Cyrus, what's going on between you and Casey Affleck? What is the deal?" -Korey
"I don't think he can act!" -Cyrus
"Did he fuck your girlfriend in high school?" -Carlyle
"No that was you Carlyle." -Cyrus
"Man who didn't do his girlfriend in high school?" -Leon
"Et tu Leon?" -Cyrus
"Sorry man, she begged me..." -Leon
"I'd just like to say, I also had her." -Korey
"I NEVER had her!!!" -Cyrus
(Gone Baby Gone Audio)

"Carlyle is shaking his head here and he's wrong, but it's okay, he's allowed to be wrong." -Cyrus
"Lord knows you are." -Carlyle
"What would you know about what the Lord knows?" -Cyrus
(The Brave One Audio)

"Put that on your taco!" -Co-Host
(one of the early "Couple of Cold Ones")

"Spill presents a family friendly review of Hancock" -Cyrus
"Han what?" -Carlyle
"FUCK!! CARLYLE!!" -Cyrus
(Hancock Audio...duh)

"What...did Angelina Jolie's mother play Karen Carpenter?" -Korey
"What in the hell are you talking about?" -Cyrus
(Wanted Audio)

"Curtain's open...keep dancing." -Korey
(Over Her Dead Body Audio)

"Can I say something?" -Korey
"Sure." -Cyrus
"No!" -Carlyle
(Inaudible babble)
"Why do you want to talk!" -Carlyle
"Who let the homeless guy in?" -Cyrus
"I'LL SAY IT ANYWAY!!!" -Korey
"Who let Hancock into the review?" -Carlyle
"I'M KOREY GODDAMMIT!!!" -Korey
(I have no idea. I think maybe Hellboy Audio)

"The Secret Organization...is called...THE ORGANIZATION!" -Carlyle
(Really loud laughter from Leon or Korey)
(Hitman Audio)

"NO ONE KNOWS BECAUSE YOU'RE AS OLD AS THE HILLS!!!" -Cyrus (to Leon)
(Nick and Nora Audio)

In fact, the entire Wanted, Over Her Dead Body, Mummy 3, 88 Minutes, and Lars and the Real Girl Audio reviews.

phew, i'm tired....

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Permalink Reply by PREÐATOR on February 12, 2009 at 12:11am

Yeah, it was Leon who laughed in the Hitman Audio; probably the greatest laugh I have ever heard.

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Permalink Reply by Timmy Cupcakes on February 12, 2009 at 12:09am

"Fire!!!!!!! boop boop boop." Cohost 3000 in the Zombie Strippers review.

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Permalink Reply by Derrick D on February 12, 2009 at 12:47am

I'm a robot.

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Permalink Reply by Axel on February 12, 2009 at 12:51am

Spin in his grave and fucking claw his way to china.

Co host. The Love Guru.

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Permalink Reply by AcE! on February 12, 2009 at 1:07am

"You have all these artheads like Ohhhh this movie is uhh ... a bright spot on the uhh uhh nah fuck yall." - Korey on Hamlet 2

*monotone* "Oh... what is that? ... Oh I don't know it's ... some kind of mist ... coming down off the mountain? ... yeah that ... happens .. sometimes." - Carlyle on The Mist

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