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worst pick up line ever?
what your worst pick up line?
'' have you got any(race/ethincity) in you?
would you like me to cum on your tits.''
i might have got the last bit wrong.
'' have you got any(race/ethincity) in you?
would you like me to cum on your tits.''
i might have got the last bit wrong.
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Permalink Reply by SketchedLilly on -
I actually heard this one on the street. It wasn't directed at me, but I thought it was funny as hell and the girl's reaction was priceless.
"Damn girl! If you were an ice cream flavor, I'd have TWO scoops!"
She burst out laughing and walked away very fast and the man looked genuinely offended that she didn't swarm over to him.
Personally, I get a lot of people asking me if I'm a model because I'm tall...men and women. Apparently tall gawky girls are all supposed to be models.
Yes, I want to dedicate my life to posing with crap that no one needs and being absurdly concerned with how I look until I die at the ripe old age of 30 because my body ate itself.
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Permalink Reply by Rhea on -
People are strange. I've heard a guy be perfectly polite, and seen the girl roll her eyes. Pisses me off.
My friend told me this one: At a party, a drop dead handsome guy that she had never met walked over to her, and without even saying his name, opened with, "I'd like to **** your eyeballs out."
And she said that she laughed and they left the party immediately.
I don't know why that worked, except that really beautiful people can get away with some crap, I guess.
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Permalink Reply by Darkstar1010 on -
Lets play Pearl Harbor, I'll lay down and you can blow the shit out of me
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Permalink Reply by Moxie on -
Thats a bad one?
Oh man i think that would totally work on me...that one is great!!
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Permalink Reply by Darkstar1010 on
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Why thank you Moxie. Glad you liked it.
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Permalink Reply by Tits McGee on -
'Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?'
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Permalink Reply by Moxie on
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how bout honking there horn...MMmmm nothing makes me swoon like being honked at by a guy leaning out the car staring at my ass, and yelling incoherently.
or when i guy just comes uncomfortably close to you licking his lips (and i dont mean in an llcoolj kinda way) and staring at you in a distrtbing manner. Its even better when they smell like ass! Oh i think my knees just got week thinking about it.
Or this little gem "Sit on my face"
*sigh* i would love to say this never happened to me and i just heard it somewhere, unfortunately...
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Permalink Reply by Kizmania on -
who me? ummm why not...
women don't usually like it when you refer to their Vagina as a hole....
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Permalink Reply by MetalVirgin™ on -
I don't have a worst....I love them all equally....except for my fav which is... "Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I wanna tap that ass".....this has never been used on me...but I use it on many men.
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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on -
You want to tap men's asses?
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