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worst pick up line ever?

what your worst pick up line?
'' have you got any(race/ethincity) in you?
would you like me to cum on your tits.''
i might have got the last bit wrong.

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Permalink Reply by HEXX on November 17, 2008 at 1:30pm: heres a few "you cum here often?"
"grab your drink ove youve pulled"
"so what do you want for beakfast?"
"what has a 3rd leg and can go allnight? *point to self*"; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by superkavi on November 17, 2008 at 1:32pm: nice i might use them ,if i'm drunk enough; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by pookie bear on November 17, 2008 at 4:58pm: True story: Some guy at a bar tried to pick me up with this gem: "Damn girl! Wanna make a baby?" I just stared at him before I walked away.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Raoul Duke on December 2, 2008 at 7:24am: i prefer asking if they want to go halves on a bastard; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Sergio on November 18, 2008 at 4:17pm: Did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast? Cuz you're magically delicious; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kizmania on November 18, 2008 at 4:45pm: walk up to a girl and say "do you want to get a pizza and Fuck?" and if she says "No" you say "What you don't like Pizza?"; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kizmania on November 18, 2008 at 5:43pm: i once told a girl i wanted to wear her ass like a hat...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Gerald Harvey Peckinpah on November 18, 2008 at 5:48pm: Who says you need a girl for that?

Or, anyone else at all, for that matter?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kizmania on November 18, 2008 at 6:24pm: That man has his head up his ass!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Undeed on November 19, 2008 at 8:40am: I'd be wlling to bet he has a glass bellybutton!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kizmania on November 20, 2008 at 6:14pm: haha and the ultimate wedgy....; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Conejita on November 18, 2008 at 6:18pm: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!; ▶ Reply to This

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