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World Qonquest

So lately I've been thinking about the whole world domination bit. You know....blow up the capital of every country, hold magnesium exchanges hostage, then enslave everyone else.

But, I think I'm missing a few things... I am a newbie afterall. So I was thinking "I'll ask my Spillios for tips!" I mean, I know some of you guys are into the whole rule-the-world thing, so maybe you can give me some tips.

Here's what I got so far:

Naturally, I had to get the plunger out of the way. Imagine as I'm transporting highly corrosive acid through a pipeline for the purpose of torture and other unsavory acts...and of all a sudden the damn pipe gets clogged up! And no pipe-clearing fluid will clear that shit up; you need to have a laser-cutter equipped plunger that has a high-pressure vacuum installed.

Next, I was also dabbling with creating my own army, dubbed "Qlone Soldiers." They were made through my sperm via the Automate-Incubator:

So far, the results have been very successful:

All is going well so far....but I feel like I'm missing something! You guys have any ideas? >_<</body>

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Permalink Reply by Maestro Russ on July 11, 2009 at 12:33am: Hmm might I suggest capturing and adapting our very own Co-Host 3000? I'm sure he has a lot of hidden gadgets to use for world domination. If anything else, he could be used as a portable fridge.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on July 11, 2009 at 4:39am: Q. When you're thinking World Domination, you can never have too many giant arthropods!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kizmania on July 11, 2009 at 4:48am: Its all about brain washing chemical agents... why waste resources on war fare when you can have an army of drones?

This includes super hot slut drones!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on July 11, 2009 at 9:37am: Why would you need an army of drones if there's no warfare?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kizmania on July 11, 2009 at 1:52pm: Just in case...

I should have said population of drones...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Q on July 11, 2009 at 2:15pm: It's a foreboding sight.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by N-Gager on July 11, 2009 at 9:42am: If you looking for an army, I hear the Trade federation works cheap.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Randy Flagg on July 11, 2009 at 11:02am: But they don't shut the fuck up.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Q on July 11, 2009 at 12:55pm: Quality, not quantity!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by ProtoEva00 on July 11, 2009 at 9:55am: I think I have just the trick!

Errr... I'll have to get back to you...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Dr.D on July 11, 2009 at 11:39am: I say you need to make Earth go Badda-Badda-BOOM! Why stay on earth when you can take over the universe !

Cost of Ship the Meteor : $200,000,000,000,000.00

Cost of Escape Before the Crash: $500,000,000 .00

Saying goodbye to Earth: Priceless.

Time to move to Mars .; ▶ Reply to This