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So lately I've been thinking about the whole world domination bit. You know....blow up the capital of every country, hold magnesium exchanges hostage, then enslave everyone else.

But, I think I'm missing a few things... I am a newbie afterall. So I was thinking "I'll ask my Spillios for tips!" I mean, I know some of you guys are into the whole rule-the-world thing, so maybe you can give me some tips.

Here's what I got so far:


Naturally, I had to get the plunger out of the way. Imagine as I'm transporting highly corrosive acid through a pipeline for the purpose of torture and other unsavory acts...and of all a sudden the damn pipe gets clogged up! And no pipe-clearing fluid will clear that shit up; you need to have a laser-cutter equipped plunger that has a high-pressure vacuum installed.

Next, I was also dabbling with creating my own army, dubbed "Qlone Soldiers." They were made through my sperm via the Automate-Incubator:


So far, the results have been very successful:


All is going well so far....but I feel like I'm missing something! You guys have any ideas? >_<</body>

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If you make droids, or borgs, don't make them sentient at all. Well, a borg is still partly human(oid) so you might just be setting yourself up for a cybernetic revolution that you can't stop.

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Revolution? Nonsense! I see all. I control all!

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Do you know what the square root of 22 is? O_O

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Easy, it is ≈ 4.69

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Can I interest you in an Arc. Only been used twice!

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who did you kill? michael jackson?

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No. I stole the Ten Commandments.

It has the ability to give whole populations haemorrhoids and boils (it says so in the bible). Top that!

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yeah, but you had to kill michael to get it, right?

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No way, dude... I swapped an Ipod that I found at a bus stop for it. But it was locked so now he keeps texting me.

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Send a ninja death squad after him ;-)

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Would be redundant.

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Redundant, but effective.

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