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World Qonquest
So lately I've been thinking about the whole world domination bit. You know....blow up the capital of every country, hold magnesium exchanges hostage, then enslave everyone else.
But, I think I'm missing a few things... I am a newbie afterall. So I was thinking "I'll ask my Spillios for tips!" I mean, I know some of you guys are into the whole rule-the-world thing, so maybe you can give me some tips.
Here's what I got so far:
Naturally, I had to get the plunger out of the way. Imagine as I'm transporting highly corrosive acid through a pipeline for the purpose of torture and other unsavory acts...and of all a sudden the damn pipe gets clogged up! And no pipe-clearing fluid will clear that shit up; you need to have a laser-cutter equipped plunger that has a high-pressure vacuum installed.
Next, I was also dabbling with creating my own army, dubbed "Qlone Soldiers." They were made through my sperm via the Automate-Incubator:
So far, the results have been very successful:
All is going well so far....but I feel like I'm missing something! You guys have any ideas? >_<</body>
But, I think I'm missing a few things... I am a newbie afterall. So I was thinking "I'll ask my Spillios for tips!" I mean, I know some of you guys are into the whole rule-the-world thing, so maybe you can give me some tips.
Here's what I got so far:
Naturally, I had to get the plunger out of the way. Imagine as I'm transporting highly corrosive acid through a pipeline for the purpose of torture and other unsavory acts...and of all a sudden the damn pipe gets clogged up! And no pipe-clearing fluid will clear that shit up; you need to have a laser-cutter equipped plunger that has a high-pressure vacuum installed.
Next, I was also dabbling with creating my own army, dubbed "Qlone Soldiers." They were made through my sperm via the Automate-Incubator:
So far, the results have been very successful:
All is going well so far....but I feel like I'm missing something! You guys have any ideas? >_<</body>
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Permalink Reply by Maestro Russ on -
If you make droids, or borgs, don't make them sentient at all. Well, a borg is still partly human(oid) so you might just be setting yourself up for a cybernetic revolution that you can't stop.
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Permalink Reply by Maestro Russ on
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Do you know what the square root of 22 is? O_O
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Permalink Reply by supermanx1 on -
who did you kill? michael jackson?
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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on -
No. I stole the Ten Commandments.
It has the ability to give whole populations haemorrhoids and boils (it says so in the bible). Top that!
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Permalink Reply by supermanx1 on
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yeah, but you had to kill michael to get it, right?
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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on
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No way, dude... I swapped an Ipod that I found at a bus stop for it. But it was locked so now he keeps texting me.
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Permalink Reply by Maestro Russ on
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Send a ninja death squad after him ;-)
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Permalink Reply by ProtoEva00 on -
Would be redundant.
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Permalink Reply by Maestro Russ on
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Redundant, but effective.
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