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World Qonquest
So lately I've been thinking about the whole world domination bit. You know....blow up the capital of every country, hold magnesium exchanges hostage, then enslave everyone else.
But, I think I'm missing a few things... I am a newbie afterall. So I was thinking "I'll ask my Spillios for tips!" I mean, I know some of you guys are into the whole rule-the-world thing, so maybe you can give me some tips.
Here's what I got so far:
Naturally, I had to get the plunger out of the way. Imagine as I'm transporting highly corrosive acid through a pipeline for the purpose of torture and other unsavory acts...and of all a sudden the damn pipe gets clogged up! And no pipe-clearing fluid will clear that shit up; you need to have a laser-cutter equipped plunger that has a high-pressure vacuum installed.
Next, I was also dabbling with creating my own army, dubbed "Qlone Soldiers." They were made through my sperm via the Automate-Incubator:
So far, the results have been very successful:
All is going well so far....but I feel like I'm missing something! You guys have any ideas? >_<</body>
But, I think I'm missing a few things... I am a newbie afterall. So I was thinking "I'll ask my Spillios for tips!" I mean, I know some of you guys are into the whole rule-the-world thing, so maybe you can give me some tips.
Here's what I got so far:
Naturally, I had to get the plunger out of the way. Imagine as I'm transporting highly corrosive acid through a pipeline for the purpose of torture and other unsavory acts...and of all a sudden the damn pipe gets clogged up! And no pipe-clearing fluid will clear that shit up; you need to have a laser-cutter equipped plunger that has a high-pressure vacuum installed.
Next, I was also dabbling with creating my own army, dubbed "Qlone Soldiers." They were made through my sperm via the Automate-Incubator:
So far, the results have been very successful:
All is going well so far....but I feel like I'm missing something! You guys have any ideas? >_<</body>
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Permalink Reply by Randy Flagg on -
I'm telling ya man, it's easier to rule a world with a very small number of people in it.
That's why I endorse Captain Trips! It's easy to keep the world's population in check after 90 percent of it has been wiped out by a deadly virus.
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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on -
While I can see you’re already up to date with the latest in cloning technology, I would like to offer my services. My pet project (more of a weekend hobby, really) has been going well as illustrated below.
What I can do for you my friend is fix you up with a starter pack of twenty Gorilla-Pig-Dog-Men babies to rear as anything from capable henchmen to security beasts.
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Permalink Reply by Sean Cole on -
Clearly you need a few robots. Here's a recent T-600 model I've been working on.
It is physically intimidating, T-600s are eight-feet tall and have a built-in Mini gun. It functions as a soldier or an assassin. They are sometimes covered in a rubber skin used to disguise them as humans. Though it may be considered a proto-type to a possible line of robots
Taken fromWikipediamy studies.
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Permalink Reply by Dr.D on -
As the CEO of Evil Corp and one of the greatest dictators in the universe i can see that you need LEGIONS ! ! !
And a lot of them. Undead legions,Human legions , alien legions Every fucking kind you can get ! ! !
Here, take one of my Undead legions for free to get you started ! ! !
If you join Evil Corp then you get a free planet too ! ! !
PS : The dragon is not included in the undead legion.
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Permalink Reply by supermanx1 on -
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Permalink Reply by Jason Leung on -
work with the Decepticons, preferrablt the Devastator
Then screw it over by stuffing a nuclear device into its chest, or chop its balls if you like
and Randy, whats the point of ruling the world when there's like only 4 people in the world
I might as well as take over Burma and become a dictator who doesn't care about UN sanction
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Permalink Reply by Brock on -
Tips....hmm.....
Leave Canada alone, taking over that part of the world is my job.
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Permalink Reply by Timmy Cupcakes on -
I've got an attic full of monkeys just waiting to help me take over the world. Don't make me let them loose!
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