I believe I was about thirteen and one-half years old. At the time, I had just moved from Baltimore to Richmond, Virginia with my folks, and found it rather easy to lure the sweetly naive locals with all of my big-city charm. Most of these flings only lasted two weeks at best, but then I met a girl who was truly special. I could never quite place my finger on what exactly I found to be so alluring & desirable about her. We ultimately stayed together for a total of five months. All of which was a kick-ass roller-coaster ride made of jelly beans & automatic weapons that I hoped would never come to a complete and absolute halt.
(A sheet cake containing victory & talking owls, if you will.)
But alas, it was not meant to be. I was called off to defend my country from the tyranny of evil men, in a distant land whose name I could never quite manage to pronounce correctly. As we said our sorrowful goodbyes, I could see the tears that were welling in her eyes. (As they were in mine. Only, I was far too proud much of
a badass to show it.) My last words to her, as I revved the engine of my '02-model Indian Chief, were,
"Sorry, babe. Ain't nothin' lasts forever..."
{VROOM, V-RROOOOOMMM!} *Cue random Journey song that everyone is sick of by now.*
I never saw her again after that. I've lived my life in regret ever since.
Or, maybe we just moved a little further south down the I-95 corridor & I lost contact w/ her . . .
little bits of nothingness for most of my younger years. would go on little dates here and there but nothing I would call a girlfriend till about 20. that lasted for about 2 weeks because she was insane. a few months later I would end up meeting my future wife. we dated for about 3 years and have been married a year.
so don't feel discouraged, guys and gals who didn't/haven't found anyone yet. It took me a loooong as time to find someone.
Permalink Reply by Ant on November 3, 2009 at 11:42am
Hmmmm I remember being in elementary school and breaking up with a gal by giving her her bracelet back in front of every one. I paid for that years later when I could not figure out why the one girl didn't like me....hint hint kit's because she remembered crying to her mom in 4th grade about a green eyed, pointy teeth, light skinned , boy being mean to her. ahhhh memories :)
When i lied for six months.......I used twilight to pick up women but i stopped after i had 2 month relationship based on a lie. It sounds wrong but it worked.... It almost worked a second time but the girl thought i was gay, so i guess thats when i stopped.
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