what would u do in a zombie attack?

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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on July 10, 2009 at 9:54pm

Dance group, you say. I'm in.

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Permalink Reply by Matt Hatfield on July 15, 2009 at 1:11am

Start a band with them called Black Zombie, and have more hits than White Zombie, bet ya never thought of that did ya? Yeah thats a damn good plan if ya ask me :)

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Permalink Reply by SquiddlyInkFish on July 16, 2009 at 5:48pm

You know, this is the most plausible post in the thread.

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Permalink Reply by Jon, Chicago's Mindfreak on July 16, 2009 at 11:11pm

Make a pact with a group of vampires, offering them human sacrifices to sate their hunger for human blood. In return, these vampires would defend my community from the zombies, thus creating a symbiotic relationship that will last as long as the vampires and humans cooperate.

....I probably would not be as cruel as to use human sacrifice, but it's a better answer than "gun and a bucket of food."

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Permalink Reply by Brock on July 16, 2009 at 11:12pm

Genius!!! you blew my idea outta the ball park.

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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on July 16, 2009 at 11:17pm

Just don't try to enslave werewolves as part of the plan. Apparently that never goes well.

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Permalink Reply by UltraKid-SoulChild#1 on August 13, 2009 at 4:58pm

I will take everyone that I love and go to a shopping mall.

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Permalink Reply by supermanx1 on August 13, 2009 at 5:11pm

i would eat your brain if you had any

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Permalink Reply by Brock on August 13, 2009 at 5:19pm

Zombies flock to shopping malls like flys to shit, I'd wouldn't go there if I were you.

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Permalink Reply by Artsy Girl on August 13, 2009 at 5:26pm

Offer the zombie's Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedburg, and while they are killing/devoring the two, run for my life and hop on a plane to some remote island.

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Permalink Reply by Butters on August 13, 2009 at 7:51pm

with Indiana Jone's music in the background

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Permalink Reply by Crtl Alt Doom on August 31, 2009 at 1:50pm

Plan A:I'd Stock up and hide in my house's top floor sniping people and zombies. Then when I ran outta food I'd jump in my car and drive hell for leather to Canada and live with the bears and eat maple syrup with pancakes. Then I'd get 5 guys and girls then have them make a colony while I go about mah business killing zombies. So I would save Humanity and still kill zombies. I'd also do that game from Dawn of the dead and name a celebrity to a sniper and see if he shoots the right one.
Plan B: Die Fighting.
Plan C: Become a Zombie and Dance the Thriller
Plan D: Get all my power tools and my best friends and fight our way to Cuba then become Drug lords
Plan E: All of the above

As you can see, I've been planning for the Zombie Apocalypse for years

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