what would u do in a zombie attack?

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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on July 7, 2009 at 11:43pm

I was offended, until I considered the source. Now I can't stop laughing. You Polacks are hilarious.

But you're right. It's great having a dozen threads that are filled with nothing but people talking about how they'd want a gun and a bucket of food in case zombies attacked.

I can't wait for the next one to pop up in a week. This shit never gets old.

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Permalink Reply by Witten on July 8, 2009 at 4:24am

at this point if a zombie "outbreak" were to occur not a single sould would be bitten and infected cause everybody would be locked up in their house or driving to canada. so much for bieng outnumbered by the vast hordes of the undead.

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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on July 8, 2009 at 4:49am

What about those who were left behind.

Maybe the next Zombie movie will be about the homeless (who couldn't get a ride) banding together to fight the horde.

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Permalink Reply by Witten on July 8, 2009 at 5:50am

good point, homeless people don't have survival plans they've got worse things to worry about than zombies. homeless people fighting off their zombie-fied fellow homeless friends. now that's original!

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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on July 8, 2009 at 6:00am

But when it's all said and done, they're survivors. They have learned to live on what we throw away to survive. I have no doubt that a man or woman that has been homeless for a long time would be able to survive the initial stages of a zombie outbreak better than I would.

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Permalink Reply by wormer on July 8, 2009 at 5:04am

Ehh... Again stupid, fuckin, rasist asshole... Dude I can't laugh at you, because I feel too sorry for you... You really don't have anything more to say, than play with nationality card??? Really??? Fuck, you're so pathetic...

And about the thread, you're going with this "not another thread" shit whenever pops out any thread that is similiar to anything made a year or two ago. So, if you don't have anything interesting to say, maybe you just shut the fuck up and take your rasist ass out of the thread.

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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on July 8, 2009 at 2:28pm

Okay Captain Serious. Should I get a bowl to catch all those tears you're crying?
Do you need a towel? It looks like you're about to ruin your shirt.

With all due respect, get the fuck over yourself. Crybaby.

You're gonna harp about originality?
"I would want a gun, and food, and a secure location."
Now that's original! I've never seen anyone say they'd want a gun, and food, and some place safe to stay during a zombie outbreak!
You're practically the next William Shakespeare, my brilliant Polack friend!

Like I said though, you're right, these carbon copy threads are awesome!

Like this gem of originality.
Or this one.
Or how about this one?
Hell this one even has practically the same name as the one we're in!
This one is semi-original...
Oooh, multiple choices!
At least this one's about movies, that's original, right?
... Here's another one...
All right, even as a joke this is getting to be too much...
What would YOU do?!
Hurray another one! "I'd want a gun!"
This topic never gets old!
Even the government thinks so!
God damn it, Corey.
Remember when this was a fresh idea?
Because I don't.
"How about a new subject?"
I'd shoot them with a gun!
Newsflash! Somebody just made another thread about zombies!
I wish someone would make a group about zombies.
That way people would have a specific place to re-make these threads.
Over, and over, and over, and over...
Oh, they already have?!

And you know what, that's just from the first ten pages of the fifty pages of results I get by simply typing "zombies" in to the forum search.

We should be selling this shit by the pound.

"Welcome to Spill.com, the Zombie Thread Warehouse!
We've got threads about zombies at discount prices!!
Each thread is guaranteed 100% insight-free!!

If you can't afford to buy one right now, not to worry!!
We've got new threads about zombies coming in every other week!!"

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Permalink Reply by eDDo on July 8, 2009 at 3:06pm

what a party pooper. I wonder how long it took you to write such a pointless post, about a pointless thread

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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on July 8, 2009 at 3:09pm

It took me about five minutes. Contrary to popular belief, the search feature isn't really that hard to figure out.

How long did it take for you to write your pointless post?

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Permalink Reply by jarlabrelk on July 8, 2009 at 3:12pm

Eddo you of all people should know that Chig is Spills' equivalent of Robocop; Arguing with him is like to trying to put out an oil rig fire by pissing on it.

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Permalink Reply by wormer on July 8, 2009 at 3:13pm

Crybaby? You stupid fucking bitch... If you would say a polish guy in the face, that polish people are hilarious(in the way you meant it), the only tears you would see, would be yours, just next to your teeth. Little advise for the future - don't try to do that.

And coming back to the subject - I didn't look on all threads you linked here, because I have better thing to do than deal with your paranoia. But from what I have seen, almost every subject is original and deal with other zombie problems(how to kill it, outbreak, which movies would be better with zombies) - spill is like zombie science page, and I don't know what is your problem with it. I like zombie movies, comics, books, and other stuff, and like to talk with people about that subject.
Why don't you bash Socrates, or Platon for talking over, and over about wisdom, or human kind? I don't know what is your problem with zombies, maybe one took advantage of you when you was young? I really don't know, but you need to leave it behind, and let people speak freely about that subject, because(no matter what you think) its interesting.

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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on July 8, 2009 at 3:15pm

Hilarious.

From your pitiful insults to your milquetoast physical threats, this is pure comedy gold.

Are you really trying to compare these threads to Socrates and Plato?
Man, the jokes never end with you.

What's it like living with your head shoved directly up your own ass?

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