just the constant low brow humor. Robots dont' need balls, we don't need multiple humping scenes, we don't need racial stereotype based jokes or characters, and we don't need Turturro in a thong. *shudders*
It somehow managed to fool people into thinking it was action packed even though there's only two short robot fights in the first two hours, and only one fight worth remembering. Eighty percent of the final battle consists of Michael Bay's oh so ... ahem "compelling" shots of marines firing at the air.
DUMB: Sam & Mikaela have been together for TWO FRIGGIN YEARS and haven't said "I love you"...Look forward to the epilogue stating they get engaged in 20 years.