What is it about bad movies that we love to make others watch?

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Permalink Reply by Gerald Harvey Peckinpah on April 6, 2009 at 3:10am

Gary Busey can't even remember whether or not he liked the bran-flakes he ate this morning.
Let alone, some movie he happened to stumble onto the set of be in nearly 4 years ago.
Nay... I blame it on the shit-tacular "creative team".

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Permalink Reply by Jon, Chicago's Mindfreak on April 6, 2009 at 3:11am

That is completely retarded, Peckinpah.


Of course Gary Busey liked the Bran-Flakes. Bran-Flakes are a part of a complete breakfast.

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Permalink Reply by Gerald Harvey Peckinpah on April 6, 2009 at 3:19am

Correction, oatmeal is part of a complete breakfast.
At least, so says the likes of Wilford Brimley...

You best do what he says. Wilford don't fuck around.
'Specially when it comes to them oats, boy.

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Permalink Reply by MDS on April 6, 2009 at 3:12am

I thought I was the only one that saw this movie. LOL

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Permalink Reply by Jon, Chicago's Mindfreak on April 6, 2009 at 3:15am

Nope, I saw it too, unfortunately....

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Permalink Reply by Heartless on April 6, 2009 at 3:17am

LMAO!! BAHAHAHAHAHAH!! ... "well it sure ain't the Pilsbury fuckin' doughboy.."

THAT was horrible.

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Permalink Reply by MetalVirgin™ on April 6, 2009 at 3:05am

Why recommend bad movies to people? I dunno...probably the same reason people rick roll people I guess.

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Permalink Reply by Heartless on April 6, 2009 at 3:25am

Somebody say bad movie? The Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys. I watched because back when I was a kid I enjoyed The Puppet Master series even though it was horrible. Hell, I was a kid and I guess evil fuckin' puppets interested me...... Gee, wonder what that says of my childhood.......


And Corey Feldmans punk ass is in it to.. And yall talked about Gary Busey...lol

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Permalink Reply by MDS on April 6, 2009 at 3:31am

Oh shit! I didn't know about this one. I thought I had seen ALL the Puppet Master movies. Dammit, now I gotta go find this one.

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Permalink Reply by Heartless on April 6, 2009 at 3:35am

Oh. It's easily the most ASSTASTIC one you'll ever see.. With extra cheese..

AND guess what? From what I read they're suppose to be makin' 2 more.. Not of "Demonic Toys" but just regular "Puppet Master".

Can't wait to see Six-shooter and Torch..

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Permalink Reply by Bob Pappas on April 6, 2009 at 3:47am

kroswawas ish ist bullish!! thas wut i tell em too wach!! godfeelllas sukc as to bishht!!

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Permalink Reply by Rhea on April 6, 2009 at 3:51am

I don't so much recommend them as just suggest some of the very worst to folks so that they can see how wrong a film can go.

I meet people who do not appreciate good writing ; they think it's easy. I've had bosses who will pay for an accountant but not for a trained writer because "everyone learns how to read and write in school". So it is in film. It looks so easy to some folks, but I think it is very difficult to write a script that can be filmed, to collaborate with others to plan/design that film, and so forth. Hell, I've been in committees that can't get simple projects done, let alone something as complex, expensive, or potentially as beautiful as a film can be.

Cinema crappe' is full of examples of the many ways that the process is perverted, thwarted, and just plain screwed up. The results are cringe-worthy. It's like a train wreck you have to see to believe.

Of course, they can also be inadvertantly hilarious.

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