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What if Cyclops decided to wear contacts?

That would be hilarious. He becomes self-conscious of his huge visors or he just gets sick of wearing them, so he has someone make a pair of contacts with the same material as his visors. But then he realizes it may not be worth it because he destroys hundreds of mirrors trying to put the damn things in his eyes! And then when he needs to use his optic blast, he has to run to the bathroom and pull out his contacts case and carefully take them out so he doesn't lose them.

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What in the hell did I just post?

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Permalink Reply by Todd on June 21, 2009 at 2:07pm: I always wondered why he and Rogue didn't just wear those stupid inhibitor collars and just turn them off when they wanted to fight.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kimura-Triangle on June 21, 2009 at 2:15pm: Because that would make sense.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by BOWENARROW on June 21, 2009 at 2:16pm: Would really suck when he losses a contact; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Gabriel on June 21, 2009 at 2:44pm: Maybe they would make some contacts that are laser proof, just like his current goggles. But taking them off in the midst of battle would be a pain in the ass.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Costa_K on June 22, 2009 at 3:59pm: At times I remember him actually mentioning having ruby quartz contacts, don't know whatever happened to that. I'm guessing that they're impractical compared to having glasses for emergency blasting shit. It's easier to take off the glasses than have to take out the contacts.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Moxie on June 22, 2009 at 4:11pm: Someone should make a comic strip of just that...i'd be awesome!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Iffy on June 24, 2009 at 6:36am: This makes about as much sense as Wolverine having adamantium claws without the healing factor.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Brock on June 24, 2009 at 2:25pm: ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by CecilMcW00t on June 24, 2009 at 2:36pm: LOL

I can hear him now... SNIKT! "Ow.... DAMNNNNN AHHHHHH!"; ▶ Reply to This

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