If it's crap ... We'll tell you
I'm finally halfway through (actually a bit less) the Wheel of Time series.
Günter Grass - Crabwalk (Im Krebsgang)
and I'm still trying to get through the Divine Comedy, but... its pretty tough stuff.
Well, they do say opposites attract...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is , honest, intelligent, and cultured.