If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Our growing, fast paced Forum is currently seeking an experienced Troll to join our Discussion Board.
Reporting to the Absolutely No One and working with total Autonomy and Anonymity, you will be responsible for producing daily and weekly Discussion Comments for a diverse range of threads across numerous Forum Categories as well as Member Blog and Photo attacks.
Continuously inputting and updating remarks using the NING comment platform as well video and image uploads, you will work to ensure Flame levels are at capacity at all times taking in to account:
• Non Sequitur Requirements
• Personal Attack Demands
• Marginal Legibility and/or Font Manipulation
• Optimum Profanity Utilisation
• Effectiveness in Marginalisation of Members
• Appropriate Levels of Threats and Menacing
Experience with the Spill Forum would be an advantage and moderate Threadjacking skills are required in order to fulfil the duties.
The successful candidate will have previous experience within the Trolling Industry and experience dealing with admin at all levels within Discussion Board. A proven record of achieving LULZ and Member Dissatisfaction along with excellent Post-Ban Respawning skills are also required.
Applications to be submitted in the comment section below.
*Update - The month is three quarters gone and due to lack of interest or severe lack of trolling abilities out there I'm liable to be awarding the prize to Iron Man out of sheer nostalgia. Although he is now the front runner, and being the arbitrary arbitrator that I am, I'm still open to nominations from members. So get screen-capping if you see anything worthwhile..
It does seem Spill is less active then it used to be, what happened?
I know weird right?
I think it was because you were away too long.
Well you would say that with your big ego.
Oh don't start this again.
Nothing wrong with nostalgia is there?
I guess not :)
YOU SEE, you seem okay.. but then you use that damn stupid smiley face.
What getting angry at me other a face? pathetic.
DON'T CORRECT ME!!