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For our beloved cousins across the pond, it seems like a fairly regular what-if question - would u take a bullet for The President? Would u sacrifice ur life to protect the commander in chief? And if not, why not u commie scum?!
For us Brits though, it occured to me the closest we have to that is, would u take a bullet for The Queen, or for that matter the likes of Will and Kate - ones a future air to the throne and the other is carryin his kid. I dunno if it's just me but, the prospect of takin a bullet for one of these guys seems.... far less compelling.
I'm guessin the general response (if any) will be a resounding no, but fuck it, anybody out their willing to take some hot lead for Her Majesty? Anyone out there as brave and courageous... as THIS...?! jAnd heck, there's no reason for anybody to feel left out - how do Merican Spillios feel about takin one for Obama? And how about you there - yes YOU - would YOU sacrifice all you have for your Leader?
I'm not British, but wouldn't taking a bullet for the prime minister be more analogous to taking a bullet for the president?
It may be more analogous but asking us if we'de take a bullet for David Cameron would be a very stupid question. As senior Tories go he's certainly one of the better ones, but still a cunt nonetheless.
I wouldn't take a bullet for any royal. The closest one is Kate because she's carrying a baby, second is Harry because I have a liking for gingers. However strictly speaking he isn't really a royal since IMO he's the son of Major James Hewitt and not Prince Charles. And much prettier than the royals as a result I think, no buck teeth.
Haha, yeah, I completely forgot about that loser! :D
Nah, fuck it, let him die and bring on the next useless chump...
and u know what the first thing said next useless chump will have to do on his first day on the job? Report to the bloody Queen, and get permission of Her Highnessness to run the country for her. They know who the real boss is...
I would only take a bullet for her if there is a huge reward after that, maybe a few million. If not, then the old hag could go fuck herself. As for David Cameron, I would rather take a bag of popcorn and watch him go out in a hail of bullets.
how do Merican Spillios feel about takin one for Obama?
And if not, why not u commie scum?!
I wouldn't take a bullet for any politician. And I highly doubt that anyone would call me a "commie" for that, considering the morons who use that word in everyday conversation are typically right-wingers with no knowledge of communism. And right-wingers are the last people who would complain about Obama getting shot.
What a stupid question.
I'd take a bullet yes, then put in the gun and shoot her myself. Then reload and get the rest of them! That is what the militant side of me says, the less millitant says just have the revolution and do what the Chinese did, make their Emperor a gardner.
I like the cut of your jib young man.
I think rather than assassinating or beheading them, it would be quite fun to just retire them, have them grow old in obscurity with the fading memory of the power they once wielded until the country evolved to the point it no longer wanted to live in the middle ages.
Mind you, it would also be quite fun to feed them to great white sharks, or crocodiles... Or force them to a do live televised russian roullete; kinda like It's A Royal Knockout meets the Deer Hunter }:D
it would be quite fun to just retire them, have them grow old in obscurity with the fading memory of the power they once wielded until the country evolved to the point it no longer wanted to live in the middle ages.
....isn't that basically what's happening now?
I fuckin' love the saying, "I like the cut of your jib."
I more than likely would. I asked a fellow englishman what the royal family meant to them. He said that they are like a symbol or landmark.
I started to think about how the UK was a mess by the death of Princess Diana even though I am american I too felt England's pain.
I can only imagine if what the country would be like if Queen Victoria dies, If someone was trying to shoot her and it took for me to go all captain america and take a bullet for her. I'll would, Not just because she is some royal chick but because she is a human being.
Same thing for Obama. I would jump in front of bullet for him cause even though the media doesnt how it but he does inspire hope. In my neighborhood the dude actually did visit us and dang hearing him live in person. Its like listening to Professor X. You just get enthralled by his words. I have seen people trying to make better of themselves by from what he has said. I do feel that is worth saving.
The only question I have with that is would that be considered suicide and ruin your chance to go heaven? It is still making a conscious decision to prematurely end your life. So even though CNN, MSNBC, and possibly BET would be praising me as a hero. God would be like "Epic Fail! Heaven denied!"