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Transformers 3: Fag Robots Get Pwnt

Plot Outline:

- Transformers start bitching out for some poorly contrived reason: Autobots and Decepticons smack each other around, and eventually starting duking it out in Tokyo.
- Tokyo gets all fucked up.
- After snacking on a nuclear reactor, Godzilla strolls through the ocean on his way to Tokyo, wondering what new buildings had been put up since last month (the last time he destroyed Tokyo)
- Upon reaching the city, Godzilla gets pissed after realizing that because of these gayass robots, his whole weekly routine of obliterating Japanese cities has gone to shit: now he is going to have to move his schedule up and destroy Yokohama instead.
- Godzilla: "But damn it, I want to destroy Tokyo THIS week! And they destroyed the new buildings... before I even got a chance to see them!!! (at the Transformers) HEY, YA FUCKIN' PUSSIES!!! COME AND SUCK ON THE COCKZILLAAAAAAAA!!!"
- BumbleBee: "Hey, what the hell is a cockzill-*vaporized*
- Optimus Prime: 0_0 Shit.
- Decepticons: Hey, Autobuts (hehe, butts - we totally burned them), we must join forces - ATTACK!

Transformers fire an assload of projectiles into Godzilla, and then swarm him with their built-in blades and saws and bludgeons. Then they all back away and go back to shooting for a full 60 seconds. Unable to see through the debris and smoke, the Transformers wait in silence to discover the fate of... holy shit the giant fucking lizard is just standing there with glowing spines and bolts of energy overflowing from his body. RUN AW-*screen goes white*

King Ghidorah kills Michael Bay and Shia LaBeouf, and the movie ends with Megan Fox doing a 20-minute striptease.

BEST. MOVIE. EVAR.

amirite?

Tags: godzilla, pwns, transformers

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