and bullshit it will be... i haven't seen the second one because i don't want to encourage them and waste my money on this. But from what i heard it's better that way.
It will be the equivalent of Michael Bay raping our eyes and ears at the same time. No, that was the last one. So, the third will be even worse. *shudders*
What's to discuss? It'll no doubt feature the same formula that every other Bay film has thus far.
Lather, suck, rinse, suck, repeat... Oh, and don't forget the extra suckity-suck w/ an
additional side of sufferin' suck-o'-tash. Which will all ultimately lead to box-office suck-cess.
It could be good if they did four things.
1.) Got someone else to direct it instead of Michael Bay
2.) Fired the writers and got new ones.
3.) If it was 2 hours.
4.) If they actually gave all the robots dialouge and didn't fuck them up.
But I know they won't.
I thought the first one was awesome and second one was OK, but it can only go downhill from there. Knowing Bay, he'll probably end up using the Dinobots, and the T-rex one will look like the CG'd version of the dragon zord from Power Rangers, which would be absolutely retarded.
Actually Bay has gone on record saying that he has no use for the Dinobots and doesn't wanna touch them. All things considered, that might be for the best.
I just hope they ease up on all of the bad dialogue and unfunny jokes and take it a little more seriously.
But Michael Bay will be the director.....and that means that we will see even more robot testicles, more dog humping, more robot farts, more Shia Labeouf running away from robots, more hot girls walking around that are nothing but sex objects....
I was just wondering if any of you have some good Asian film recommendations?. Anything goes, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, animated, live action, any genre. Preferably obsurities.
Lines of Glory is a mockumentary written/directed/produced by Zack Abramowitz (Losers/Zack & Michael) and myself. It's about a cult-film director, Jack Gattanella, who is in production on his latest opus, 'Crest of Senses', and his bewildered cast...