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Top 7 Annoying Things in a Theater
1. Cell Phones: If you need to call or text someone, do it outside. Even when you hide the screens, we can see them. Turn them the fuck off!
2. Talking: Save it for when you get out of the theater, god dammit! We can all hear you and it pisses all of us off. Just shut your mouth and watch the movie.
3. Babies: This is the top annoying thing for me. I swear to god, if you can't find a babysitter, then don't take the damn thing to the fucking movie. No matter what you do, it will cry. Have you ever tried to tell a parent whose kid won't shut up to go leave. They yell ate you, call you inconsiderate and the big bulky husband tries to pick a fight with you. I'm 15.
4. Assclowns Who Unwrap Candy And Eat Loudly: If you're going to unwrap your candy, do it before the movie, during the preview or during a huge action scene. Not during a emotional scene where all I can hear is a fat guy opening his bag of Buncha Crunch. Don't get me started on the people who chew popcorn loudly.
5.Dude Who Keeps Leaving His Seat: If you're going to leave your seat more than once during the course of the film, sit near the edge. Nothing pisses us off more than to get wrapped up in a movie and then get instant;y pulled out who can't hold more than 10 ounces of pop before pissing his pants.
6. Douchebags Who Keeps Kicking Your Chair: You know you're doing it. You know it's pissing us off. So why? Do you feel tough? I remember one time I was at a movie with me and a bunch of my sister's friends when this kid wouldn't stop kicking my seat. I look back and it's a 7th grader ( I'm a Sophomore in high School) who's trying to act tough for his girlfriend sitting next to him. First I tell him to stop. He doesn't stop. Then I tell him to stop or I'll beat your pussy ass in front of your girlfriend who you can't please because you have a 4-inch dick. Then, finally after the 3rd time I tell to throw a punch at me and I'll kick his ass in front of the whole theater. It didn't end well.
7. Here's a Personal Story: I was seeing Basic Instinct 2 (Snuck in) when during a sex scene, I start hearing this loud grunting behind me. What do you think it is? Yes, there was a guy behind me whacking off and if i didn't notice it within a few minutes, I would've gotten a hair full of cum. WTF
Any more annoying things?
2. Talking: Save it for when you get out of the theater, god dammit! We can all hear you and it pisses all of us off. Just shut your mouth and watch the movie.
3. Babies: This is the top annoying thing for me. I swear to god, if you can't find a babysitter, then don't take the damn thing to the fucking movie. No matter what you do, it will cry. Have you ever tried to tell a parent whose kid won't shut up to go leave. They yell ate you, call you inconsiderate and the big bulky husband tries to pick a fight with you. I'm 15.
4. Assclowns Who Unwrap Candy And Eat Loudly: If you're going to unwrap your candy, do it before the movie, during the preview or during a huge action scene. Not during a emotional scene where all I can hear is a fat guy opening his bag of Buncha Crunch. Don't get me started on the people who chew popcorn loudly.
5.Dude Who Keeps Leaving His Seat: If you're going to leave your seat more than once during the course of the film, sit near the edge. Nothing pisses us off more than to get wrapped up in a movie and then get instant;y pulled out who can't hold more than 10 ounces of pop before pissing his pants.
6. Douchebags Who Keeps Kicking Your Chair: You know you're doing it. You know it's pissing us off. So why? Do you feel tough? I remember one time I was at a movie with me and a bunch of my sister's friends when this kid wouldn't stop kicking my seat. I look back and it's a 7th grader ( I'm a Sophomore in high School) who's trying to act tough for his girlfriend sitting next to him. First I tell him to stop. He doesn't stop. Then I tell him to stop or I'll beat your pussy ass in front of your girlfriend who you can't please because you have a 4-inch dick. Then, finally after the 3rd time I tell to throw a punch at me and I'll kick his ass in front of the whole theater. It didn't end well.
7. Here's a Personal Story: I was seeing Basic Instinct 2 (Snuck in) when during a sex scene, I start hearing this loud grunting behind me. What do you think it is? Yes, there was a guy behind me whacking off and if i didn't notice it within a few minutes, I would've gotten a hair full of cum. WTF
Any more annoying things?
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Permalink Reply by pookie bear on -
i would've totally embarrased the guy by yelling, "stop jerking off, you sick son of a bitch!"
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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on -
If some guy's got the nerve to jerk off in a theatre, I can GUARANTEE that won't embarrass him.
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Permalink Reply by Sav-vy-bag on -
Random females asking me out for sexual favors.I mean it gets prettaaay annoying when the 13th one asks "I wanna know why they call you Savage"......
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Permalink Reply by Jason The Reviewer on -
haha you have such a hard life
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Permalink Reply by Butters on -
haha. that would've been so funny if you left the theatre with the back of your head all white.
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Permalink Reply by Obnoxious Comic Geek on -
fuckers who like to sit in front of you with their huge hair, fucking let it down, or I'll cut it off, I can't fucking see the screen bitch!
People coming ( haha, in your hair) and going in the middle of the fucking movie, go around, crawl on the ground, just sit your ass down!!! I don't fucking care just get you ass out of the way, shit
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Permalink Reply by Jason The Reviewer on
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people who sit directly in front of you even though there are tons of empty seats. I mean you couldn't move over a couple seats and give me some space? you have to pick the one seat out of 300 empty ones that is right in front of me?
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Permalink Reply by PoopaPapaPalpatine on -
1) People
2) People
3) People
4) Children
5) People
6) People
7) People
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Permalink Reply by PoopaPapaPalpatine on
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Dammit, I could've sworn I did...
Alright, for the one I missed: people.
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