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Top 7 Annoying Things in a Theater
1. Cell Phones: If you need to call or text someone, do it outside. Even when you hide the screens, we can see them. Turn them the fuck off!
2. Talking: Save it for when you get out of the theater, god dammit! We can all hear you and it pisses all of us off. Just shut your mouth and watch the movie.
3. Babies: This is the top annoying thing for me. I swear to god, if you can't find a babysitter, then don't take the damn thing to the fucking movie. No matter what you do, it will cry. Have you ever tried to tell a parent whose kid won't shut up to go leave. They yell ate you, call you inconsiderate and the big bulky husband tries to pick a fight with you. I'm 15.
4. Assclowns Who Unwrap Candy And Eat Loudly: If you're going to unwrap your candy, do it before the movie, during the preview or during a huge action scene. Not during a emotional scene where all I can hear is a fat guy opening his bag of Buncha Crunch. Don't get me started on the people who chew popcorn loudly.
5.Dude Who Keeps Leaving His Seat: If you're going to leave your seat more than once during the course of the film, sit near the edge. Nothing pisses us off more than to get wrapped up in a movie and then get instant;y pulled out who can't hold more than 10 ounces of pop before pissing his pants.
6. Douchebags Who Keeps Kicking Your Chair: You know you're doing it. You know it's pissing us off. So why? Do you feel tough? I remember one time I was at a movie with me and a bunch of my sister's friends when this kid wouldn't stop kicking my seat. I look back and it's a 7th grader ( I'm a Sophomore in high School) who's trying to act tough for his girlfriend sitting next to him. First I tell him to stop. He doesn't stop. Then I tell him to stop or I'll beat your pussy ass in front of your girlfriend who you can't please because you have a 4-inch dick. Then, finally after the 3rd time I tell to throw a punch at me and I'll kick his ass in front of the whole theater. It didn't end well.
7. Here's a Personal Story: I was seeing Basic Instinct 2 (Snuck in) when during a sex scene, I start hearing this loud grunting behind me. What do you think it is? Yes, there was a guy behind me whacking off and if i didn't notice it within a few minutes, I would've gotten a hair full of cum. WTF
Any more annoying things?
2. Talking: Save it for when you get out of the theater, god dammit! We can all hear you and it pisses all of us off. Just shut your mouth and watch the movie.
3. Babies: This is the top annoying thing for me. I swear to god, if you can't find a babysitter, then don't take the damn thing to the fucking movie. No matter what you do, it will cry. Have you ever tried to tell a parent whose kid won't shut up to go leave. They yell ate you, call you inconsiderate and the big bulky husband tries to pick a fight with you. I'm 15.
4. Assclowns Who Unwrap Candy And Eat Loudly: If you're going to unwrap your candy, do it before the movie, during the preview or during a huge action scene. Not during a emotional scene where all I can hear is a fat guy opening his bag of Buncha Crunch. Don't get me started on the people who chew popcorn loudly.
5.Dude Who Keeps Leaving His Seat: If you're going to leave your seat more than once during the course of the film, sit near the edge. Nothing pisses us off more than to get wrapped up in a movie and then get instant;y pulled out who can't hold more than 10 ounces of pop before pissing his pants.
6. Douchebags Who Keeps Kicking Your Chair: You know you're doing it. You know it's pissing us off. So why? Do you feel tough? I remember one time I was at a movie with me and a bunch of my sister's friends when this kid wouldn't stop kicking my seat. I look back and it's a 7th grader ( I'm a Sophomore in high School) who's trying to act tough for his girlfriend sitting next to him. First I tell him to stop. He doesn't stop. Then I tell him to stop or I'll beat your pussy ass in front of your girlfriend who you can't please because you have a 4-inch dick. Then, finally after the 3rd time I tell to throw a punch at me and I'll kick his ass in front of the whole theater. It didn't end well.
7. Here's a Personal Story: I was seeing Basic Instinct 2 (Snuck in) when during a sex scene, I start hearing this loud grunting behind me. What do you think it is? Yes, there was a guy behind me whacking off and if i didn't notice it within a few minutes, I would've gotten a hair full of cum. WTF
Any more annoying things?
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by MDS on -
Gee, how dare you include children. They are so damn tasty. Oh, wait.. this is a list of things we hate, not eat?
Sorry, nevermind.
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Permalink Reply by MDS on
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What I hate is people that create lists of things they hate, like they are the only ones with a list of things to hate.
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Permalink Reply by Q on -
Would it make you feel better if I create a hate list/topic that's truly unique?
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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on -
If I had any to share, Q, you'd be at the top of the list.
But all I've got is this rancid, festering hate. Not good at family gatherings, but it keeps me warm at night.
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Permalink Reply by Heartless on -
You don't like people who act up in movies? I dig that.. Neiter do I. BUT this guy right here really doesn't like it.. A family in the theater made alot of noise and pissed him off so bad that he shot the father.. happend back in the December. so if you're ever in Philadelphia, pack a pistol and watch out for dumb-dumb here.
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Permalink Reply by MDS on
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Or do what the guy pictured did, and shoot the fuckers that refused to shut up after being told to keep quiet.
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Permalink Reply by Drew on -
1. When the projectionist forgets to dim the in-house lights.
2. BABIES! If you can afford to pay for a movie and popcorn, you sure as hell can afford a fucking baby sitter.
3. When the popcorn slave tells me he won't fill the popcorn half way so that I can butter the whole damn thing.
4. did I mention babies.......
5. Corpus Christi, TX has the shitties parents I have ever seen. Some couple brought their 6,5,2year-olds and an infant baby to see Tropic Thunder.
6. Talking...however, I still reserve the right to talk during the stupid commercials and trailers.
7. Ths actually happened when I went to see BOLT...A theatre employee popped out and yelled "Has anyone lost a child? There's a lost kid out here!" Man, FUCK YOU! if you find a kid in a theatre, hand the fucker over to your manager. If the parents don't show up in 5 minutes, CALL THE FUCKING COPS! If someone dosen't notice their kid missing after 5 minutes, fuck them...call CPS. Don't fuck up the movie for all the people that paid to see it.
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Permalink Reply by Kermit L. Gonzalez on -
This is why I come to Spill.com Because I HAte going to movie theathers. Let these guys tell me if it sucks then wait for dvd.lol
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Permalink Reply by QbanKnight on -
that last one was...horrific
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