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Top 7 Annoying Things in a Theater

1. Cell Phones: If you need to call or text someone, do it outside. Even when you hide the screens, we can see them. Turn them the fuck off!
2. Talking: Save it for when you get out of the theater, god dammit! We can all hear you and it pisses all of us off. Just shut your mouth and watch the movie.
3. Babies: This is the top annoying thing for me. I swear to god, if you can't find a babysitter, then don't take the damn thing to the fucking movie. No matter what you do, it will cry. Have you ever tried to tell a parent whose kid won't shut up to go leave. They yell ate you, call you inconsiderate and the big bulky husband tries to pick a fight with you. I'm 15.
4. Assclowns Who Unwrap Candy And Eat Loudly: If you're going to unwrap your candy, do it before the movie, during the preview or during a huge action scene. Not during a emotional scene where all I can hear is a fat guy opening his bag of Buncha Crunch. Don't get me started on the people who chew popcorn loudly.
5.Dude Who Keeps Leaving His Seat: If you're going to leave your seat more than once during the course of the film, sit near the edge. Nothing pisses us off more than to get wrapped up in a movie and then get instant;y pulled out who can't hold more than 10 ounces of pop before pissing his pants.
6. Douchebags Who Keeps Kicking Your Chair: You know you're doing it. You know it's pissing us off. So why? Do you feel tough? I remember one time I was at a movie with me and a bunch of my sister's friends when this kid wouldn't stop kicking my seat. I look back and it's a 7th grader ( I'm a Sophomore in high School) who's trying to act tough for his girlfriend sitting next to him. First I tell him to stop. He doesn't stop. Then I tell him to stop or I'll beat your pussy ass in front of your girlfriend who you can't please because you have a 4-inch dick. Then, finally after the 3rd time I tell to throw a punch at me and I'll kick his ass in front of the whole theater. It didn't end well.
7. Here's a Personal Story: I was seeing Basic Instinct 2 (Snuck in) when during a sex scene, I start hearing this loud grunting behind me. What do you think it is? Yes, there was a guy behind me whacking off and if i didn't notice it within a few minutes, I would've gotten a hair full of cum. WTF
Any more annoying things?

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Permalink Reply by Derrick D on January 9, 2009 at 12:03am: I must not be as hip as I thought.

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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on January 9, 2009 at 2:35am: "I am black, yo."; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Sav-vy-bag on January 9, 2009 at 2:47am: He means-I'm annoyed of younger movie goers contantly on their cellular phones.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by pookie bear on January 8, 2009 at 10:44pm: walking into a dirty theater, with a fresh coat of vomit still on the floors and seats; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Axel on January 9, 2009 at 2:32am: haha, what kind of movies are playing in your theatre?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Tessa on January 9, 2009 at 11:03am: When my boyfriend and I went to see Tropic Thunder at the theater around the corner from our apartment, he found an open condom wrapper in the drink holder.

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