If it's crap ... We'll tell you
I REALLY wish I was making this shit up, people. We need to either kill these two people or boycott the FUCK out of this movie. There's no other way we can end this bullshit.
You may now start screaming obscenities at your computer screen.
Who gives a shit? Personally I think these guys are geniuses for STILL being able to sucker people into seeing their craptastic "films". I almost hope they release a box set of all of their movies at some point and the exterior box is shaped like a rotting turd. Now that'd be something worth paying money for.
And yet they're making Scary Movie 5, which stars the voice actress who plays Candice on Phineas and Ferb. I SHIT YOU NOT.
Btw, I've found a solution to our problem: we hire both Samuel L. Jackson AND Madea to kidnap those two fucks and verbally abuse them senseless. Like so:
This doesn't bother me. After Disaster Movie, I vowed to not watch another Freidberg/Seltzer film so I don't care if they have more crap coming. I didn't go see Vampires Suck and I won't see this. Leave it for the 13 year olds.
Sweet Holy Moses!!! I'd complain but then again I don't watch that crap because I know it's crap. I'll complain about stuff that actually affects me like high interest loans.
Hey guys, somehow I think this might be another FUCK YOU!!
Or maybe the crew goes for the jugular and makes a rating worse than that. What would it be?
If you've ever paid to see one of these movies, then you are the cause of this problem.