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The Expendables...I Can't Believe I'm Psyched for This

.........but I am. It sounds like real camp and blood n' guts, brainless brawn and bazookas, but.....what the heck, bring it on. The brainchild of Sly Stallone (writer/director/star.....remember "Rocky"?), it's cast is impressive, with Arnold, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Charisma Carpenter (Sly must be sweet on her, huh?), Mickey Rourke, Steve Austin and Bruce Willis. Nutbrain Van Damme said he wouldn't be in it. What an ignoramus. What a maroon.

Get to the chopper!! Yippee Kie-Ay! Aaaaaaaaaaadriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!!!!!

I can't be the only one who actually wants to go see this....

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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on September 1, 2009 at 11:19pm: It looks SO good on paper. I only hope it’s as big and dumb and over the top as it has the potential to be.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Dr E on September 1, 2009 at 11:19pm: You are missing the legend that is Jason "I'm NOT the gay" Stratham

Also this will be utter shit due to the pg 13 cut they will give it

best wait for the r cut on the dvd; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Tapout2GJJ on September 2, 2009 at 12:55am: If this isn't super rated R like "Rambo" was, it isn't worth seeing.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Meh. on September 5, 2009 at 1:16am: His name is Jason STATHAM. >.>; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Rusty Shackelford on September 3, 2009 at 12:38pm: Its Pure Badass; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by steven cowie on September 4, 2009 at 8:27am: arnold voosloo??; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on September 4, 2009 at 8:43am: Forget Vosloo they should have gotten Robert Z'Dar.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Daredevil on September 16, 2009 at 5:43pm: It's gonna be a great action movie.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Jack Painter on September 19, 2009 at 6:38pm: I grew up on a healthy diet of mid 80's to early 90's actions films - so basically, I can't wait for this!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Batman on September 19, 2009 at 6:42pm: This film is going to cure cancer and AIDS. Boys who see it will come out of the theater as men, complete with beards and chest hair.

We will have to bring towels with us to the theater, to clean off all of the testosterone that will spray all over us as the film goes on.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by The Leo of Costa Rica on September 19, 2009 at 7:43pm: This is the movie that is going to separate boys from men, REAL MEN!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by ThaGamingKing on October 1, 2009 at 11:35pm: Best. Idea. EVER.; ▶ Reply to This

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