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The Dew Will Fuck You Up!!!
Washington Wizards guard Caron Butler, explaining how he lost 11 pounds in the offseason after giving up his favorite beverage, Mountain Dew.
He drank 6-10 12-ounce cans every day:
“I was going through withdrawals. I was in the bed sweating. My wife would turn over in the bed and ask, ‘Are you OK?’ Honestly, those first two weeks without the Dew were the roughest two weeks of my life. I’m talking headaches, sweats, everything. It was so bad at one point that I had to have a cold one right there at the nightstand before I went to bed. Come 2 a.m. I would wake up out of my sleep and pop one open. I’d hear the fizz sound and just down it.”
He drank 6-10 12-ounce cans every day:
“I was going through withdrawals. I was in the bed sweating. My wife would turn over in the bed and ask, ‘Are you OK?’ Honestly, those first two weeks without the Dew were the roughest two weeks of my life. I’m talking headaches, sweats, everything. It was so bad at one point that I had to have a cold one right there at the nightstand before I went to bed. Come 2 a.m. I would wake up out of my sleep and pop one open. I’d hear the fizz sound and just down it.”
Tags: butler, caron, mountaindew
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Permalink Reply by PoopaPapaSanta on -
I used to drink Mt. Dew when I was nerding out, fo' reals. Now, after they got rid of the best Dew flavor [Super Nova], my DnD sessions permit only one drink and it is only found at the dollar store...
...This shit goes through you like molecular acid through the hauls of Nostromo.
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Permalink Reply by Sav-vy-bag on -
What's the difference?
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Permalink Reply by PoopaPapaSanta on
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It's a few bucks cheaper. The most important difference!
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Permalink Reply by Berko on -
Out of curiosity, how many Dews can you guys down before you rant? For me , my personal best is eight.
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Permalink Reply by SketchedLilly on -
Caffiene has a stronger hold on people than they tend to realize. I imagine that the withdrawl from a serious Mountain Dew consumer would be equal to the pain of someone who was used to drinking two or more pots of coffee a day and a half bag of sugar.
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Permalink Reply by Sav-vy-bag on
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What?
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Permalink Reply by supermanx1 on
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you condamned me from here, so i thought "what the fuck" might aswell crash it
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Permalink Reply by Sav-vy-bag on
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???
So you're now trolling?
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Permalink Reply by supermanx1 on
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