Tell me your rudest jokes

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Permalink Reply by Jon, Chicago's Mindfreak on February 20, 2009 at 8:24pm

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Permalink Reply by supermanx1 on February 20, 2009 at 8:37pm

agreed

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Permalink Reply by Jon, Chicago's Mindfreak on February 20, 2009 at 8:39pm

agreed that alphabet soup is wonderful?

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Permalink Reply by Iron Man on February 20, 2009 at 8:46pm

Goodnight my sweet loves

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Permalink Reply by Reekzilla on February 22, 2009 at 2:13am

Q: what do call a woman with one black eye?



A: a quick learner!

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Permalink Reply by Reekzilla on February 22, 2009 at 9:43am

all right all right
here's one:

a kid walks in on his parents having sex
"mommy daddy! what are you doing?"
father replies."uhh...we're making a cake, yeah! a cake"
the kid says,"oh, you musta been making a cake last week, too?"
"why do say that?" asks the father
"oh, cause i licked the icing off the couch"

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Permalink Reply by Chris on February 21, 2009 at 4:06am

Not really a short joke, but.. Ill throw out an oldie.

So Bill and Steve are walking through the woods. About two hours later they get lost. After about an hour of wandering they stumble upon a house, exhausted and hungry they both go to the door and knock. An extremely old and ugly woman Answers the door (Think, a mix of Rosanne Barr and Rosie'o'donald mixed with.. I dunno a monkey). They both explain that they are lost and very hungry and ask if they could have something to eat. The Woman thinks for a second and reply's. "If you Fuck me Ill give you a sandwich."

Well Steve say's " Eww, Fuck that! I aint touching her." and walks away. But Bill says "Okay ill do it but close your eyes and wait for me in the bedroom." Frantic, Bill looks for something to use. After searching the cabinets and finding nothing he checks the woman's fridge and finds some corn, so, thinking quickly, he proceeds to penetrate her with the corn and places it on the windowpane after she climax's, then proceeds to make a sandwich.


About 10 minutes later Steve comes back up to the house and see's Bill with a sandwich and ask's him how it went. "Oh, Dude this is the best sandwich I have ever had you should really fuck her!" Bill exclaims. "No thanks." Steve say's
"I just had some Hot buttered Corn."

Not sure how many people have heard this one before but It always makes me laugh and cringe.

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Permalink Reply by Reekzilla on February 22, 2009 at 7:32pm

Q:what's black, white and rolls over the beach?





A: a black and a seagull fighting over a piece of chicken

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Permalink Reply by bullrap2 on February 21, 2009 at 1:40pm

A Polish family is sitting at the dinner table.

The wife says to her husband "Lets send the kids out to P-L-A-Y so we can Fuck!"

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Permalink Reply by bullrap2 on February 21, 2009 at 1:45pm

Dirty Johnny catches his father opening a prophylactic.
He says, "What are you doin', Pop?"
His father says, "Son...uh...son, I'm going to try to catch a rat."
Johnny says, "Yeah? What are you going to do when you catch it? Fuck it?"

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Permalink Reply by bullrap2 on February 21, 2009 at 1:45pm

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."

His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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Permalink Reply by bullrap2 on February 21, 2009 at 1:47pm

How about the Polish guy who was jerking off in a restaurant because the sign said, "First come, first served?"

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