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All pedos drink water. Fact!
Not everyone who drinks water is a pedo, but if you are one you do!
You just confused me. I'm gonna play it safe and stick to Fanta and Irn Bru.
I love it and don't care how many Jewish tears they use to get that orange tint just right. Fanta was one of the drinks that were, as Woosp put it, "de-sugared". But local discount chains still sell imported Fanta from Indonesia, Thailand and Papua New Guinea (amongst others).
And since we're on the subject of soda pop - I'm not sure if you remember real Coke in the green bottles but that tastes also still exists in some of the most far flung places you can think of.
Ah, Jarritos is good if you can find a bottle not covered in sticky brown ooze or insects in the soda (they're made a protein, ya dingus; for your health!). My personal favorite flavor is Jamaica.
On the subject of once-favored-but-now-hard-to-come-by things, the stores around here pulled my favorite brand of chips from their shelves a few years back and I've been fiending for them since. My beloved Poore Bros.! Come to me!
Irn Bru is my 'light' citrus drink. I can knock a six pack of those back without my tongue getting the Faygo fur.
They started a few years ago. I only tried it because every place but one Vietnamese shop 30 minutes away stopped selling Dr.Pepper. At first it was just a case of having an alternative in the fridge that I'd never have to share, but the taste grew on me (along with coppery chest hair but I've taken care of that).
It's fucking Pokemon cards they offer these days.
NEVER trust a man who plays Pokemon.
LOL, nice work!