If it's crap ... We'll tell you
You are stranded a million miles from home. Here comes your rescue crew.
No superpowers, 5 people max.
I choose Ellen Ripley, Snake Plissken, and Max Rockatansky,
Lando Calrissian, John Matrix, Montgomery Scott, Remo Williams, Buckaroo Banzai.
I choose the Rescue Rangers.
Wait, I got it! the only people better than the Rescue Rangers are:
You can't beat Jake Justice and Billy motherfuckin Blazes.
And is that pic a screengrab from from Celestia?