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I think this response encapsulates all that Andrew thinks of your comment, Woosp...
Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on April 11, 2012 at 9:52am I had to re-read the title a while back. I could have sworn it was 'Andrew rates how you rate the last movie you saw.
Try this one on for size, Andy.
Dacascos carries the bulk of the load in this smouldering post apocalyptic retelling of Matheson's masterpiece. Some burdens, however, are too great for even 'The Chairman'. Most of the fault lies at the pen of stuntman/screenwriter Geoff Meed.The lack of gore and meandering plot leave little to hold interest for genre fans and less for the seasoned star to truly shine.
4/10
Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on April 15, 2012 at 12:55pm Woosp I think you're leaving out the most important piece of information concerning Andrew commenting on other peoples' post, so allow me;
Andrew, nobody gives a fuck what you think about anything. Have a nice day.
Permalink Reply by MegaJabboy on April 15, 2012 at 5:45pm Hey, I care about what you say on the site, and you are an important on the site. Your opinion is intelligent and useful.
Permalink Reply by MegaJabboy on April 15, 2012 at 5:50pm That's my opinion.
Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on April 16, 2012 at 12:54am Well gosh, Andrew, does this mean we can't be friends?
Leave you alone? Why would I leave you alone? You're posting in a public forum, I'll comment on whatever I like.
If you're going to comment on everyone else's posts like some kind of strutting ass-clown why am I not allowed to point out that nobody cares about your puffed up self-important opinions?
You're asking If I'm here to bug people? That's rich coming from the guy who's filled this thread with answers to questions nobody asked.
I'm not trying to start shit, I'm pointing out that no one gives a rat's ass what you have to say. Your posts are a burdensome eyesore, and I'm doing you a favor by pointing out that you're wasting your time coming up with posts chock full of exhausted adjectives because nobody gives a fuck.
The worst part is you're so milktoast and predictable about every fucking movie you've ever seen.
You watch movies considered to be classics by everyone and write long-winded reviews that either don't make sense or spew up the same tired bullshit that everybody's seen a hundred times, or you go after soft target shit films and act like you're clever pointing out that they're lousy movies.
Every now and then you try to shake things up by disliking a movie that's universally lauded, but it always comes off like a sad attempt at trying to prove that you're too hip for everyone else and you inevitably fall flat on your face.
When somebody questions you on your supposed dissent from consensus all you ever do is blow hot air and gibberish.
If your opinion isn't bad it's just plain boring, and it doesn't help that you've got absolutely no sense of humor.
To top it off you write everything like you're a fifteen year old trying to impress his English teacher. Your prose makes Amanda McKittrick Ros roll in her grave. Give it a rest.
Take a look at the responses you get from anyone with a triple digit IQ, it's always either "I don't care," or "You don't know what you're talking about." Your opinion clearly isn't respected by anyone on this site whose respect is worth having.
I'm not here to hurt you, I'm here to help.
I don't hate you, I pity you. I want you to realize something that everyone else has just been too polite to point out up until this point; Reading your posts is like chewing wet toilet paper.
The good people of this site deserve better than having to grind their teeth through another one of your egotistical responses that none of them could give a fuck less about.
Have a good one, sport.
Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on April 16, 2012 at 1:55am Yes, the good people of the site. If you didn't spend your life with your head up your ass you might notice them from time to time.
"The some 10 people," oh Andrew, you master of the written word, you. Well played.
Can you please show me who I "badger' on this site that doesn't deserve it, with some examples, please?
I have fun with people on this site, if someone says something stupid, I'm going to point out they've said something stupid.
I don't turn it in to a personal attack until after they have, like when arrogant know-nothing know-it-all's make claims as to who I do and don't care about.
Of course, since I don't baby you it means I don't care about anyone. Get over yourself, spaz.
When did I ever say that my time was precious? If you're going to try to be condescending about me wasting time, at least make sense with it.
I know that writing is probably an endeavor for you, since you most likely wrack your brain for hours on end trying to figure out which synonyms to cram in to your posts, but for me writing comes pretty naturally.
It took me about three minutes to write my previous post and it's probably going to take me two minutes to write this one.
I also find writing to be an enjoyable experience, which, judging from the way you cobble together sentences, presumably strikes you as a very foreign concept.
You find it sad that someone writes? I bet you do.
Now then, on to the real meat of your response!
So even though I, and others, have told you already that you're a horrendous writer with a massive ego, you don't care?
Why doesn't anyone find that surprising? Of course you don't care! You're too busy masturbating over what a great critic you think you are.
It amuses me that the only way you can think to rebut someone else agreeing with me is to accuse them of being a minion.
No Andrew, those people are called friends. Sometimes they agree with me and sometimes they disagree with me. Sometimes they enjoy pointing out what an ass you and other people are just as much as I do.
One day you might have some friends and know what that's like.
Until then, I look forward to your poorly composed and infinitely butthurt responses.
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