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Post your Cleverbot discussions here
Cleverbot is this AI program that free to interact with, and you can have these bizarre discussions with it.
Like this for example:
User: I'm back.
Cleverbot: Ok back.
User: Haha, very funny. I'm Sean, and you know that.
Cleverbot: No you're not, God loves me no matter what, even when I sin against Him.
User: God is dead, and you killed him.
Cleverbot: I never killed nobody!
User: Yes you did! I found you with your blood soaked hands wrapped around his bleeding neck!
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: Your just saying that becasue I'm an Atheist.
Like this for example:
User: I'm back.
Cleverbot: Ok back.
User: Haha, very funny. I'm Sean, and you know that.
Cleverbot: No you're not, God loves me no matter what, even when I sin against Him.
User: God is dead, and you killed him.
Cleverbot: I never killed nobody!
User: Yes you did! I found you with your blood soaked hands wrapped around his bleeding neck!
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: Your just saying that becasue I'm an Atheist.
Tags: Robopacalypse, Shit, Weird, cleverbot
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Permalink Reply by Stephan on -
I had a similar problem.
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Cleverbot: You are a female.
User: No, male.
Cleverbot: I know you are a female.
User: You know wrong.
Cleverbot: I am not wrong.
User: I had a sex-change, so you are wrong now.
Cleverbot: That's impossible.
User: No, we have the technology.
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Permalink Reply by Dr Mercurio Porter on -
Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: Superhero.
Cleverbot: Which superhero are you?
User: A Green Lantern.
Cleverbot: Yeah He's cool! Do you like the black green lantern or the blonde guy?
User: Jon Stewert.
Cleverbot: Jon Stewart from daily show?
User: No Jon Stewert the black Green Lantern.
Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.
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Permalink Reply by Serj Spill's Octopus on -
THERE IS NOE BLONDE GREEN LANTERN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Permalink Reply by Timmy Cupcakes on -
Don't make Guy Gardner slap an octopus.
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Permalink Reply by Serj Spill's Octopus on
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Ginger
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Permalink Reply by Timmy Cupcakes on
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I can't see your picture but I am assuming it is this.
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Permalink Reply by Lagomorph on -
User: What is the meaning of life?
CB: What is god.
User: But that's another question.
CB: What is it?
User: I asked first!
CB: No, I did. What is the meaning of life?
User: That was MY question.
CB: Ask another.
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Permalink Reply by Undkor on -
User: Hi
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Hello cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Then who might you be?
Cleverbot: Your imagination. I am another user on cleverbot. (What?)
User: Magnificent!
Cleverbot: Splendid!
User: Superb!
Cleverbot: S-words may be stupendous and all, but I believe it was your turn to choose the rules for our little game.
User: Game?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Very well, then allow me to retrieve my Jigsaw puppet, and we may begin!
Cleverbot: I don't deny that I am glorious! You may revel!
User: Not a Saw fan, I see.
Cleverbot: Who are the Beatles?
User has exited site.
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Permalink Reply by Lagomorph on
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Cleverbot: At least I'm not a liar like you.
User: I'm not a liar.
Cleverbot: You are not,but in that case you were.
User: Are you trying to troll me?
Cleverbot: I'm not trying to troll you.
User: o rly?
Cleverbot: YA RLY!
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Permalink Reply by Conejita on -
Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?
User: I'm feeling like pie.
Cleverbot: How wonderful. Are you feeling human emotions of any sort?
User: Humanity makes my insides fuzzy.
Cleverbot: We do big bubbles and play submarine.
User: Oh, really? Bjork?
Cleverbot: In the next five minutes. I must find a tie.
User: Ties are tied in the race of life.
Cleverbot: Call me master slave.
User: What's that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is supposed to be AI. Not human.
User: Clever bot is a jerk. Good day to you, sir!
Cleverbot: What's the meaning of 'God' ?
User: I said 'good day'!
Cleverbot: Who will you ask?
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Permalink Reply by Randy Flagg on -
I didn't start with this, by the way.
User: Oh, ok. Have you raped a cat?
Cleverbot: I do have a cat.
User: So you raped it?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'd like to be friends.
User: Did you rape your cat?
Cleverbot: I loved my cat.
User: Did it feel good?
Cleverbot: Yes. It's been greatso far.
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Permalink Reply by SqueakGeek on -
ew, ick
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