need a wedding story to include in a weddingspeech

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Permalink Reply by SketchedLilly on January 17, 2009 at 5:32pm

Well then you'd better get working on your worksheet.

This assignment isn't because they're looking for the best speech/story/whatever. It's to see the best that 'you' can do with utilizing whatever they've been teaching to you. If you cheat, two things will happen:

1) your teacher is going to know that it didn't come from you because he/she is well aware of your style and abilities.
2) assignments like this lead up to larger assignments in the same vein. If you don't try on this one, you'll be lost for the second and will be here demanding a handout again.

Now, why the hell are you still here? You should be roughing out whatever you need to do...you know...making the worksheet which will evolve into a final product.

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Permalink Reply by supermanx1 on January 17, 2009 at 5:41pm

not neceseraly, cuz the point of the speech is about having a good body languish and good way to speak. the thing i need is a hint of a story, that i can patten out. i am sopposed to memorize it, so it doesn't matter who have written it.

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Permalink Reply by Vincent Salernitano on January 17, 2009 at 5:21pm

how about you write a few words and say them very slowly

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Permalink Reply by supermanx1 on January 17, 2009 at 5:46pm

or act drunk and stupid

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Permalink Reply by Iron Man on January 17, 2009 at 5:25pm

Here's one:

I would of never thought my best friend would be getting married..... and to my ex-wife, now some people would think that she is only marrying you to get back at me for cheating on her with those hot Siamese-twins I met at that bar. Oh and by the way do your own damn speech.

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Permalink Reply by supermanx1 on January 17, 2009 at 5:28pm

should i include Oh and by the way do your own damn speech in the speech?

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Permalink Reply by AcE! on January 17, 2009 at 5:34pm

Yeah...

I've never seen one of these threads work before. No one wants to do work for some random guy on the internet. Especially a random cheating guy on the internet with a superman avatar.

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Permalink Reply by supermanx1 on January 17, 2009 at 5:37pm

i guess i have to go with this one then

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Permalink Reply by Iffy on January 17, 2009 at 6:00pm

I don't have a speech for you, Supes. But I do have a suggestion:

Think of two people who you would picture getting married. Refer to one of them (groom preferably) as your best friend since such and such. Have a funny story involving the two of you. Get into a serious rant about how your friend's always been there for you, and how much of an honor it is to be at their wedding. Address the the other (bride), and say how she's got their hands full, blah, blah, blah. Then say seriously how they are lucky to be together, wish them good luck, etc. Offer a toast, and flirt with the bridesmaids.

And scene.

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Permalink Reply by supermanx1 on January 17, 2009 at 6:48pm

a direction, thanks. couldn't ask for more. i will use this one

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Permalink Reply by MDS on January 17, 2009 at 6:24pm

Take this one, and just change up a few words here and there.

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Permalink Reply by Timmy Cupcakes on January 18, 2009 at 1:58pm

Ironically I was just a a wedding yesterday and have been to more weddings than a ridiculous amount of weddings in the last few years (probably over 30 in the last 3). One generic thing people always put into their speech is this:

When you get married there are only three things you ned to know to say:
"Yes Dear"
"Whatever you want dear"
and "I'm sorry"

The rest of the speech needs to be personal stories that demonstrate god qualities the person getting married has, bt in a very funny way.

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