Permalink Reply by AcE! on December 12, 2008 at 5:16pm
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The word you're looking for is sucked, not kicked.
I was excited for Transformers because I heard so much about how this Michael Bay guy does lots of action (I didn't give a shit about story or plot at the time. I still don't care that much), and then I go see it, and there's no action until the end of the fucking movie, and it sucks on top of that.
What do I get in place of giant robots fighting? Shia Le-whatever-the-fuck crashing a pink bicycle, and shots of a supposedly hot chick (I don't see what makes Ms. Fox any different than..any other hot girl that you've seen in a million other fucking places). How about shots of the characters that are mentioned, wait, not mentioned, ARE the fucking title.
The Group for anyone who has seen, wants to see or is simply interested in the greatest cult movie of all time. Talk about the movie, the time you went to the midnight showing as a virgin, or Ask questions if you are still a virgin!