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Permalink Reply by PoopaPapaPalpatine on April 11, 2011 at 9:23pm

How To Make A Very Boring Looking And Sounding Character

The Look:

   Take two parts of Shepard's N7 armor from ME2, one part from Garrus' armor from ME1 with a hint of eye piece, and toss in any scraps you have of Thane's skirt jacket, with a little dash of the Cerberus armor for color. Mix well in Photoshop.

 

The Persona:

   Add heaping doses of this for that authentic cliché taste:

   "...a good ______ but doesn't know about the seedy underbelly or politics of _________..."

 

Optional: The Name

   Take one monosylabic masculine first name, coupled with some corny military-sounding last name straight from Aliens.

   I.E. - James Sanders; Frank Rameriez

 

Fry lightly before adding it to the oven to bake (at 350 degrees and for 2 years) until golden brown. Then, sprinkle lightly with 80's-esque synth music, linear dungeons, corny sequences, and multiply the results by 20 (for how many times you have to repeat something as well as how many customizations you are allowed). Let cool for a few minutes before serving. Final result should be what millions (including myself) will dish out 70+ dollars for, first day of release, and 100+ dollars for if there's a bitchin' collectible to go with the game.

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Permalink Reply by Wounded Cyc△d on April 11, 2011 at 10:24pm

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT! THIS BETTER BE FUCKING FAKE. THAT LOOKS LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT!

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Permalink Reply by Cthulhu R'lyeh on April 12, 2011 at 8:38am

He ain't no Garrus.

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Permalink Reply by C.H. Gorog on April 12, 2011 at 10:19am

This design scream of 'trying too hard.'

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Permalink Reply by PoopaPapaPalpatine on April 17, 2011 at 8:41pm

I dunno which is worse. This Sanders fella or...

 

...This.

Talk about trying too hard to make her look much less butch than she originally was. Ironic really; they're trying to make her more lady-like, but in turn, it's making her seem much more butch! Like a lady body builder putting on just a bit more make up to hide the 5 o'clock stubble.

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Permalink Reply by Allie MacIsaac on April 17, 2011 at 9:08pm

I get the more feminine outfit and the hairstyle that isn't made from molded plastic....but what appear to be breast implants?! not impressed

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Permalink Reply by Jordan O. on April 17, 2011 at 9:43pm

well i know what i'm doing in ME3 (get it :D)

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Permalink Reply by Cthulhu R'lyeh on April 18, 2011 at 2:39am

She still looks ugly and her personality is even worse.

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Permalink Reply by Allie MacIsaac on April 18, 2011 at 6:10am

.....you do know her appearence is cusomizable, right?

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Permalink Reply by Wounded Cyc△d on April 18, 2011 at 7:27am

I would also point out that her personality is determined by player choice.

and she has exactly the same lines and choices as Male Shep.

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Permalink Reply by PoopaPapaPalpatine on April 18, 2011 at 7:47pm

Wait, you can customize Ashely?

 

Is there gonna be an option to turn her from "Man --> Lady"?

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Permalink Reply by Allie MacIsaac on April 18, 2011 at 8:11pm

oh thank god, I thought they did that to shepard. I was thinking

but ashley, thay can do whatever. We "unfortunately" lost her on every single one of my playthroughs.

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