I'm not going to pretty this up with pictures....to make this topic standout from the others, mainly because I don't care..just enjoy
No matter how many times Spill says a movie sucks, us fans of spill go and watch it anyway. Why? cause, like the Spill Crew, we want to tear it apart as well. We want to seem smarter than everyone else when friends we saw it with ask why we didn't like it.
After that we can just quote The Spill Crew and seem like we know what we're talking about.
This movie was pretty shitty, but I knew that long before I even went to see it. So, I wasn't mad about it, it was just like "Hmm...I see what they're complaining about, i'll probably never want to watch this crap again"
What made this movie uncomfortable, was watching this with a family behind me. An elderly mom, a stern father and 2 kids that were hyped up on sugar. The sexual jokes and 'older' language just made it awkward for not only me, but the parents for their kids. Seeing a monster get hit in the 'balls' is something that'd you'd see in Conkers Bad Fur Day making a parody of a movie, not in some hollywood blockbuster film.
With the actual movie...it was just bad. Megan Fox should have just taken model shots and put them in a magazine as in every shot of the movie she just seemed to be posing in some sexy way. People always go off on how hot she is, which is true..she's an attracive chick, but I mean ...c'mn..it's hollywood. I can spot an attractive chick walking by as an extra on accident in every hollywood movie ever made.
anyway..to sum it up..dumb movie, who cares. it's just a movie. I'm gonna eat some Chicken & waffles
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