I'm going to Australia. Woohoo!

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Permalink Reply by Derrick D on March 1, 2009 at 11:19pm

I hear beer is really expensive there.

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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on March 2, 2009 at 12:28am

It's about 4.50AUD for a schooner (15 oz.) of draught beer here in Queensland. Australian dollar is currently down around .63 cents to one US dollar.

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Permalink Reply by Jon, Chicago's Mindfreak on March 2, 2009 at 12:38am

Have fun, Cliff. I hear that Australia is pretty awesome, really pretty, lots of fun stuff to do, etc.

Hug a koala for me!!!

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Permalink Reply by Meddle on March 2, 2009 at 12:46am

Avoid the aborigines. Whatever you do don't look them in the eyes. Also, don't sleep on the road.

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Permalink Reply by Gary Motherfucking Oak on March 2, 2009 at 1:22am

Can't go wrong with great advice like that. If someone asks you to "Swing them a duz (they may or may not say cuz)", it means "Spare a cigarette, good sir?"

Don't go waving your American flag about, either - in fact, don't make it known that you are American, because we are a bunch of cunts, and we will insult you until you either:
a) shout us some piss or
b) shout us more piss.

Also, you should learn the national dance of Australia - the Gabber, as shown below.

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Permalink Reply by SketchedLilly on March 2, 2009 at 1:55am

What part are you going to?

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Permalink Reply by Jon, Chicago's Mindfreak on March 2, 2009 at 2:05am

Oh, remember that a thumbs up is the equivalent to giving someone the finger.

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Permalink Reply by Cliff on March 2, 2009 at 2:45am

I'll try to hug a koala for you Jon and take a picture of me doing it lol. I'm going to the Northern Territory SketchedLilly for my first week on a fun tour. The sencond week I'll be in Melbourne to see friends. Oh and thanks gary for the advice. :P

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